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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 551 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.