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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4858 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 946652 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.