New Minecraft Servers

Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

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Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • BelarusBlock Minecraft Server

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    BelarusBlock Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u know what’s safer than belarus? our minecraft server! u won’t have to worry about no urgent warnings here, just build, mine, and have a blast! plus, we got unicorns roaming around that drop diamonds when u pet them. true story, bro. so leave belarus behind and join us for some epic minecraft fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AzerCraft: No Hypotheses!

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    AzerCraft: No Hypotheses!

    New Minecraft Servers

    u know what u dont need to worry about no airplane crashes on our minecraft server cuz we dont even have airplanes. we got dragons tho. yep, u heard me right. u can ride a freakin dragon on this server. and not just any dragon, a rainbow sparkly dragon that farts glitter.

    also, we got a secret underground city filled with talking llamas who will trade u diamonds for cookies. but be careful, they have a llama mafia that will break ur kneecaps if u try to cheat them.

    oh, and did i mention we have a haunted forest where u can find a magical unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples? yep, it’s true.

    so if u wanna join a server where u can ride dragons, trade with llamas, and find unicorn poop, then come join us. but be warned, once u join, u can never leave. mwahahaha.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Christmas MineColonies

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    Christmas MineColonies

    New Minecraft Servers

    MineColonies Christmas Tree Server Overview

    Server Name MineColonies Christmas Tree Server
    Server Address christmas.phg.gg
    Theme Christmas Tree Building with Viewers
    Stream Link View the stream here

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    What is the purpose of the server? To build a giant Christmas tree together with viewers.
    How can I participate? Join the server christmas.phg.gg and mine resources by typing !search in the chat of the stream.
    Is feedback welcome? Yes, feedback about the idea or the stream is appreciated. Let the organizers know what you think!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.4

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    Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got a special program called “A Storm of Falling Stars” that will blow your mind! Plus, they got Agent Combat Intel, like Hoshimi Miyabi and Asaba Harumasa, who are total badasses.

    And, get this, they have upcoming events like “Bangboo vs Ethereal” and “Windchaser Harumasa” that will have you on the edge of your seat. Oh, and did I mention the redeemable codes you can claim in-game or online? Yeah, you can get some sick rewards with those.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let the craziness begin! Just remember, reality is overrated anyway.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Under His Minecraft SMP Pull

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    Under His Minecraft SMP Pull

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a guy named Steve who offers to share his bed with you. Trust us, we learned that lesson the hard way. But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join our server!

    Looking for a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? We’ve got you covered. Want to participate in intense PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies? You’ve come to the right place. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that grants you the power to turn all your enemies into chickens.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. And if you ever hear the sound of a creeper hissing behind you, just remember to scream like a banshee and run for your life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to steer clear of any guys named Steve with a suspicious glint in their eye.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP