Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

command line, computer science, doesnt, linux, Minecraft, open source, operating system, programming, Quick, reminder, smp, software, Technology, Terminal, Unix, Unix basics, Unix commands, Unix fundamentals, Unix history, Unix philosophy, UNIX system, Unix tutorials, Unix vs Linux, Unix-based, Unix-like

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mines Excavated:	2133	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	3563	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Emeralds Found:	2308	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Votes:	4636	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Alien Abductions:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6975
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4215

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mines Excavated:	4395
Dimension Hops:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Towns Built:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Runes Activated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Emeralds Found:	7236	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Towns Built:	2

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9433	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Animals Bred:	72

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Farms Harvested:	826	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!