QueerCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones in the closet

CLOSET, CREEPERS, LGBT representation, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ media, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ visibility., LGBTQ+ films, LGBTQ+ tropes, queer analysis, queer characters, queer cinema, Queer coded, queer culture, queer identity, queer inclusivity, queer stereotypes, queer storytelling, queer subtext, queer themes, queer theory, QueerCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where everything is as queer as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with glittery blocks, sassy villagers, and fabulous fashion options for your character.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep in the mines. The skeletons were breakdancing, the creepers were voguing, and even the Ender Dragon was serving looks. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the next epic dance-off!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pride Parade, where players ride on rainbow-colored llamas and throw confetti made of diamonds. The winner of the parade gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So come on over and join us on our queer coded Minecraft server, where the only rule is to be your fabulous self and have a blast!

FrontierSMP

Balanced Economy, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, FrontierSMP, Loot, MCMMO, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	4374	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	46
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

FrontierSMP Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled Port	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description: FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures.
Towny: A key focal point to the server, promoting and enhancing the Towny experience.
Economy: Balanced economy with no crazy numbers.
Custom Items: Unique loot system with textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor.
PyroFishing & Farming: Favorite plugins to enjoy.
No Pay To Win: We do not support pay to win features.

FAQ

Q: Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, the server is Bedrock Crossplay Enabled with port 19132 for Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: Is there a town system on the server?

A: Yes, the server has Towny as a key feature to enhance the gameplay experience.

Q: Is the economy balanced on the server?

A: Yes, the server has put effort into balancing the economy to avoid extreme numbers in player balances.

Q: Can players build at spawn?

A: Yes, players can build at spawn to create shops, rail networks, or any desired structures to drive community interaction.

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Animals Bred:	140
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Gods Slained:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6226	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Votes:	5677	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1406	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Chimeras Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	139	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4668
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Towns Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Enchantments Applied:	171
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Animals Bred:	149
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	250
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Farms Harvested:	183
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Towns Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Holy Grails Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Crops Grown:	7779	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!