Queen of the Blocks

Queen of the Blocks

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is just a noob? Well, look no further because this server is the Beyoncé of Minecraft servers – no one comes close to her level of fabulousness!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding a rainbow unicorn, battle creepers with laser beams shooting out of your eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our community is filled with elite players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and can build a working roller coaster in under 5 minutes.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most epic, jaw-dropping, mind-blowing Minecraft server in the universe? Trust us, once you experience the sheer awesomeness of this server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. Bow down to the queen of Minecraft servers – she reigns supreme!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BlockyBooty

    BlockyBooty
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

    Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

    So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 196

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

    UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

    Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ
    Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

    Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool
    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

    Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

    Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

    Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

    So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Star Shards Collected: 282
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

    – Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

    But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

    – Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 8745
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

    Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3957 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Runes Activated: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

    Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Alien Abductions: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Animals Bred: 104
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

    UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

    Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

    So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52 Dragon Scales Harvested: 115
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

    Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

    Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

    But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 131
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness
    Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

    Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

    Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

    But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Enchantments Applied: 171

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

    Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

    Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

    Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

    Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

    So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

    CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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