/utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to get to it.

2. Our server mascot is a giant pink llama that shoots rainbows out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we got it, just enjoy the show.

3. Every full moon, the entire server turns into werewolves and we have epic battles in the forest. It’s like Twilight, but with more creepers.

4. Our admin once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that now roam the skies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

5. We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life! Just watch out for those zombie chickens…

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!

Beirut, chief, chiefs, Conflict, Crisis, Dahieh, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran Revolutionary Guard, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missing, out of contact, Quds Force, QudsCraft, regional politics, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, Terrorism

So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away and building your epic castle, but then you realize, “Wait, I need more craziness in my life”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where even Iran’s Quds Force chief is out of contact because he’s too busy trying to survive in our insane world.

Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.

So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Void Gems Collected:	40	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchantments Applied:	99	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Weekend Warriors Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

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TreePaunch Minecraft Server Overview

Description
TreePaunch is a Minecraft server for players who enjoy building and preserving the natural environment in-game.
Number of Players: 3-5 during non-peak days
Community Focus: Building, collaboration, and creating a safe, fun environment
Server Discord: https://discord.gg/cwKeFe5qWv

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of builds are allowed on the server?

A: We encourage players to build creatively while incorporating their creations into the natural scenery. However, griefing or inappropriate builds are not allowed.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join TreePaunch. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community.

Q: How can I access old worlds or archives on the server?

A: We save all of our old worlds and keep them available for download or visitation. Please contact an admin for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mines Excavated:	1857	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a wild adventure through the vibrant and bustling cities of Africa! Join us as we explore the top 10 cities from the continent, including:

1. Nyanza – where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride on elephants instead of horses. 2. Wakanda – a hidden city filled with advanced technology and friendly pandas who love to play Minecraft. 3. Zamunda – home to the tallest skyscrapers made entirely out of cocoa beans. 4. Timbuktu – where you can trade your diamonds for magical potions that give you superpowers. 5. Kilimanjaro – climb to the top of this city and slide down the snowy slopes on a diamond sled. 6. Alexandria – a city filled with ancient ruins and secret treasure chests waiting to be discovered. 7. Casablanca – where the villagers throw the most epic parties with fireworks made out of emeralds. 8. Cairo – a bustling metropolis where you can ride camels through the streets and battle mummies in the pyramids. 9. Marrakech – a city known for its colorful markets and delicious food made from enchanted ingredients. 10. Cape Town – where you can sail the high seas on a diamond-encrusted ship and battle pirates for their treasure.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and experience the wonders of Africa like never before! Who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into along the way?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7425
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
New Chunks Explored:	957981	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up the most delicious pepper and egg sandwiches you’ve ever tasted! Our secret recipe will have you coming back for more, guaranteed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary sandwich-making competition where players battle it out to see who can create the most epic sandwich in all of Minecraft. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of pepper and egg sandwiches (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feast on the most mouth-watering sandwiches you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you try our sandwiches, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, blissful ignorance, CheaterCraft, Closure, difficult decision, emotional turmoil, family, father figure, half brothers, Hidden Truth, Honesty, long lost siblings, mental health, Minecraft, mixed emotions, moral dilemma, panic attack, protecting happiness, Secrets, Server, sibling relationships, stepdad

Are you ready for some family drama in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s affair with her married boss!

Imagine having secret half-brothers you’ve never met, just like in a soap opera. Will you reveal the truth and shake up their world, or keep it hidden like buried treasure?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GoAheadGamerGrocery

15 items or less, aita, being considerate, checkout line, crowded store, GoAheadGamerGrocery, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery store etiquette, line courtesy, line etiquette, offering to let someone go ahead, one item, polite gesture, public behavior, quick decision, shopping with family, social norms, standing in line, waiting in line

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even standing in line at the grocery store can turn into a wild adventure! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of offering strangers to cut in line, only to be met with outrage and drama.

Imagine the chaos of navigating through a virtual grocery store, where you can strategically choose which line to stand in and test your social skills by interacting with other players. Will you be the polite one offering to let others go ahead, or will you be the one causing drama and calling out rude behavior?

With our server, you never know what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll come across. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate grocery store simulation in Minecraft, where even the smallest interactions can lead to hilarious and unexpected outcomes. Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in the wacky world of virtual grocery shopping – join us today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP

10. Communication on the road, 11. Road courtesy, 12. Reckless driving, 13. Road hazards, 14. Aggressive driving, 15. Road awareness, 16. Defensive driving, 17. Road signals, 18. Road rules, 19. Road manners, 2. Turn signals, 20. Road rage., 3. Road safety, 4. Inconsiderate driving, 5. Traffic etiquette, 6. Mindless driving, 7. Road behavior, 8. Dangerous driving, 9. Frustrating drivers, drivers, Minecraft, SignallessSteve, smp

Are you tired of boring, predictable drivers who use their turn signals like it’s no big deal? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server where chaos reigns supreme and turn signals are considered a sign of weakness.

Picture this: you’re cruising down the virtual highway, minding your own business, when suddenly someone cuts you off without a single blink of their turn signal. But instead of getting mad, you can’t help but laugh at the sheer audacity of it all.

Our server is filled with daredevil drivers who live life on the edge, never knowing what’s around the next corner. Will you be the one to conquer the treacherous roads and come out on top? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why you ever thought using turn signals was a good idea in the first place?

Join us now and experience the thrill of the unknown, where every turn is a surprise and every driver is a wild card. Who needs turn signals when you have pure, unadulterated chaos?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GFsWeirdMC

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Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	157
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

IsraelCompensationMCServer

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so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. we give out mad compensation if you hit acceptable targets in Iran. like, imagine blowing up a whole village and getting rewarded with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a real life video game, but in Minecraft. join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next attacks. shhh, it’s a secret though. come join us and let’s dominate the world together. #minecraftwarriors #compensationgoals #secretbase

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Animals Bred:	51
Star Shards Collected:	256	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom

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Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! A massive explosion targets a convoy of Chinese nationals near an airport in Karachi, Pakistan. Like, what even is happening?! But don’t worry, on our server, you can join in on the action and help solve the mystery behind the explosion. Maybe it was a creeper in disguise or a secret government experiment gone wrong. Who knows, man! So come join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. Like, who wouldn’t want that, right? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4682

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RL Fartctions Season One: PVP, Modded, and Fractured!

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RLFactions season 1 beginning soon!

Have you ever wanted to play a heavily modded factions server?

RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist to join the server?	No, the server is open to all players.
Are there any specific rules to follow on the server?	Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that all players must adhere to.
Can I use any mods on the server?	Only the mods specified by the server admin are allowed to maintain a fair gameplay environment.
How often is the server reset?	The server is set to reset at the beginning of each season to keep gameplay fresh.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Gura’s Lost Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of swimming alone in the vast ocean of Minecraft servers? Do you long for the company of a virtual shark girl who will protect you from any creepers that come your way? Look no further, because our server is the only place where you can reunite with Gura, the beloved Vtuber from the depths of the internet!

Join our server and embark on epic adventures with Gura by your side. She’ll guide you through treacherous caves, help you build the coolest underwater base, and even serenade you with her soothing voice as you mine for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that she’s secretly a master at PvP and will wreck anyone who dares to challenge you.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of quirky players who love to pull pranks, host crazy events, and create the most bizarre builds you’ve ever seen. From giant potato statues to rollercoasters that defy gravity, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the fun and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – Gura may be fierce, but even she can’t protect you from everything!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

””/Crafty Roommates Minecraft SMP/””

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Halloween to the next level with our “Halloween Horror” Edition! Join us if you dare for a spooktacular time filled with jump scares, haunted houses, and ghostly mobs that will send shivers down your spine.

In this server, you’ll encounter Five Nights at Freddy’s AU characters roaming around, ready to give you a fright. Will you be brave enough to face off against these animatronic horrors and survive the night?

But that’s not all! Our Roommates A03 fanfic collection is a must-read for those looking for a good scare. Dive into the world of roommates and uncover the chilling secrets hidden within.

Join us on this wild ride filled with thrills, chills, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what spooky adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience Halloween like never before!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4848
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7912