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CheaterCraft: 2 Years Later

bar, BETRAYAL, CHANGE, CheaterCraft, Cheating, children, Communication, Divorce, federal sentence, husband, Infidelity, jail talk, LEAVING, long-term effects, Marriage, moving on, Pregnant, Prison, therapy school, Trust, Years

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Villages Defended:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of dealing with cheating spouses and federal sentences? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only cheating you’ll encounter is trying to sneak extra diamonds from your friends’ chests.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual pals. And if you need a break from it all, just hop on a minecart and ride away into the sunset – no cheating spouses in sight!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a diamond pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, this server is the ultimate escape – just don’t let your virtual spouse catch you flirting with that cute villager!

CoincidentalCraft

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidentalCraft, destiny, fate, long tail tag, memorable, mind-boggling, Mysterious, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Uncanny, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird coincidence

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and found a hidden underground kingdom full of diamond-clad llamas riding on pigs? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious coincidences that will leave you questioning reality (and laughing your blocky butt off)! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of dancing chickens or a group of creepers throwing a surprise party for Steve. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

Blocktopia: EU vs Russia

blocktopia, commissioner, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic sanctions, EU, EU-Russia relations, Europe, European Commission, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, political news, russia, sanctions

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	110	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ores Mined:	8971	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we take russia sanctions into our OWN hands!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and have epic battles with them using diamond swords and TNT!!! our commissioner is a total badass who will lead us to victory!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!! #russiasanctions #minecraftmadness

Ethereal Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, BITE, elle, elle glande, elle glande sur ma bite, Ethereal, glande, m&a, Quests, sur, sur ma bite

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	8253
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like, totally lit, okay? Like, you can build the most epic bases and stuff, and there are like, no rules, so you can do whatever the heck you want. Plus, there are like, a bajillion mobs to fight, so you’ll never get bored. And the best part? You can totally prank your friends by setting up traps and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it. So like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyDrunkGF

alcoholism, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, CraftyDrunkGF, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Drinking, Emotional Abuse, everyday, Hiding, Issue, Lies, overreacting, partner, reaction, relationship, Trippin, Upset, verbally abusive, weird

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1332	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	4266
New Chunks Explored:	291059	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.

BlockyVirginity

advice, anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyVirginity, Communication, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, Exploration, first time, growth, Intimacy, learning curve, Memories, nerves, Preparation, Self Discovery, Surprises, Tips, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! That’s right, we’ve got crazy mobs and even crazier adventures waiting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can on our server! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss his hilarious one-liners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughs, explosions, and epic battles that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

Accuracy, american football, Assumptions, Beliefs, Bowl, Championships, Citizens, Competition, Confidence, Confidently, developing countries, football, knowledge, low-income countries, NFL, POVERTY, predictions, sports, Super, super bowl, underprivileged, winning teams, wrong, wrong predictions

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Astral Projections Made:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness!

The Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, be nice, BLOCK, Communication, Community, compassion, Edition, Empathy, encouragement, friendship, Harmony, Haven, Kindness, letter, love, Peace, positivity, relationships, Respect, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical wonderland of friendship and rainbows. It’s, like, the ultimate chill zone where everyone is, like, super nice to each other.

I’m talking, like, no toxic players or griefers allowed. We only vibe with positive peeps who spread love and good vibes. It’s, like, a virtual hug fest 24/7, man.

And, get this, the admins are, like, unicorns in human form. They grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your builds. It’s, like, having your own personal Minecraft fairy godmother.

So, if you’re tired of all the drama and negativity on other servers, come join us in this magical land of wholesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s spread love and blocky goodness together!

BlockyLoveTriangle

awkwardness, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, butterflies, Communication, Crush, double date, feelings, friendship, hanging out, Honesty, Insight, Intimacy, new boyfriend, Party, past relationships, shock, strong feelings, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of boring old friendships that end up with awkward double dates? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

Forget about “Alexa” and her questionable motives, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hooking up with is some epic loot. Say goodbye to awkward phone calls and hello to endless adventures with your new virtual pals.

Join now and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named “Eric” who loves to give out insider tips on where to find the best diamonds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

StatisticallyCrafty

Alarming, Analysis, bone-chilling, chilling, data, Data Point, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, INFORMATION, Numbers, petrifying, research, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., statistic, StatisticallyCrafty, Terrifying, unnerving

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ores Mined:	4070	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Did you know that 99% of players who join our Minecraft server end up addicted to building pixelated castles and battling virtual zombies? It’s true! But don’t worry, we have a support group for those who can’t stop mining for diamonds. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see why our server is the number one destination for players looking to escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

Algae Overlords 2.0

Advanced, Algae, Ancient, biology, Civilization, climate change, Earth, Environment, environmental impact, Evolution, Evolutionary scale, Extinct, fossil, History, intelligence, Kardashev scale, Overlords, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species, Technology

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	6124
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	123
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

yo, ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft on a server run by ancient alien algae? well, now’s your chance! come join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of algae that covered Earth 65 million years ago.

rumor has it that the algae on our server is so advanced, it can build entire cities in seconds and create diamond armor out of thin air. not to mention, the algae is super chill and loves to party with players, throwing epic rave parties in the Nether.

but be warned, the algae can also be a bit mischievous. one time, it turned all the mobs into dancing llamas and made the creepers explode in confetti. it’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, that’s just the power of ancient alien algae for ya.

so come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. who needs diamonds when you have algae, amirite?

Smart Light Windows – Energy Saver

dual-band electrochromic device, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy efficient, energy storage, energy-saving solutions, flexible device, green building materials, innovative technology, Light, near-infrared radiation control, reduced energy consumption, researchers, Saver, Smart, smart home technology, smart windows, Sustainable Design, sustainable living, traditional windows, visible light control, window treatments, windows

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	133	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where we have energy-efficient smart windows dat can change color like magic! u can control da light and reduce energy consumption by 20%! imagine ur minecraft house with windows dat can save da planet! come join us and be da coolest eco-friendly builder in da block! we also have secret quests where u can find rare materials to upgrade ur windows to be even smarter! hurry and join us now before da creepers steal all da energy!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Avatar, Character, Community, fag, Gaming, Identity, introduction, Media, mystic, name.., new, Newcomer, ONLINE, Patron, poopee, profile, Quest, Realm, Roleplay, roopee, Social, subscribe, virtual

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	48	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Votes:	2796	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and the creepers here are so chill they’ll give you a high five before exploding.

Join us on this server and you’ll be living the high life, building mansions out of solid gold blocks and riding pigs through the Nether like it’s no big deal. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of leather pants on a skeleton, so you’ll never feel alone in this pixelated paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting? Poopee for life, baby!

MommaSaidNoDressSoYes

Asian culture, back tattoos, conservative attire, corset style, Cultural differences, custom designed dress, disrespectful comments, family expectations, family pressure, mean comments, MommaSaidNoDressSoYes, personal expression, scar on chest, sleeveless dress, strapless dress, tattoos, traditional values, wedding day, wedding dress, wedding reception

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3395
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rebellious as you are? Look no further! Join our server where showing off your tattoos is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Imagine a world where doctors and their families gather to admire your ink while battling creepers and building epic structures. Our server is the perfect place to let your freak flag fly, even if your parents and in-laws are watching!

Don’t let anyone shame you for being true to yourself. Wear that custom dress proudly, show off those tattoos, and let your inner rebel shine on our server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will be impressed by your ink! Join now and let the fun begin!

TearJerkerTunesMC

TearjerkerTunesMC

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to cry? Well, look no further because our server will have you tearing up with laughter instead! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (but in a good way, we promise). So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of fun in Minecraft? Join now and get ready to laugh your blocks off!

Players:	102/400	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Towns Built:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2