Quarter of the Void 1.20.5

1.20.5, AMERICANS, college students, CUMSHOTS, Ego, ejaculations, elderly couples, Empty, Men, nation, people, per hour, per minute, per second, professionals, Quarter, sexually active, virginities, Void, work, working hours, younger ones

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and escape the overwhelming pressure of millions of ejaculations happening every second in America!

Experience a world where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about the weight of simultaneous cumshots crushing your ego.

College students, overworked professionals, and elderly couples can all come together in our server to unleash their creativity and have fun without the burden of societal expectations.

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Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crops Grown:	2043	Secret Passages Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	5023	New Chunks Explored:	261002
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	4287
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Emeralds Found:	3750
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	5059	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Divine Spears Created:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	6273
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchantments Applied:	66

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Farms Harvested:	695
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Love Letters Sent:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Kingdoms MC

24/7 uptime, Alliance, Builder, Cross-Version Support, DECLARATION, Discord, dynamic playground, expansive world, grief-protected cities, Hidden Secrets, Kingdoms, nation formation, player-driven economy, Regular Events, rich lore, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storyteller, Strategist, town creation, Version 1.21., Worldmap

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Kingdoms MC

Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

Features:

Town Creation	Build and expand your own settlements
Nation Formation	Ally with others to form powerful nations
Rich Lore	Engage in deep, player-driven stories
Regular Events	Participate in community events and challenges
Cross-Version Support	Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
Expansive World	Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
24/7 Uptime	The adventure never stops

Server opening This Friday the 21st!

Version: 1.21 (and above) Join our Discord for access here

Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

Q: When does the server open?

A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, Artificial Intelligence, control, Cybernetics, Cyborg, digital manipulation, dystopian, ethical concerns, Frontier, Future, futuristic, human-machine interface, Manipulation, mind control, Mind Control Technology, neural interface, PSA, Robotic, robotics, Robots, science fiction, Technology, Warning

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Animals Bred:	171

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, get this – on this server, there’s a dude whose fingers have magical mind control powers. I’m not even kidding, it’s like telekinesis but with fingers. And get this, it’s like a normal thing on the server. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you wanna experience some next-level mind control shenanigans while building epic structures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

DadGoneMinecraftServer

absent father, BETRAYAL, college stress, communication breakdown, Daddy Issues, DadGoneMinecraftServer, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family drama, family loyalty, father daughter relationship, financial support, forgiveness, Generational conflict, intergenerational trauma, legal consequences, parental abandonment, reconciliation, regret, self worth, unresolved anger

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	482	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world and forget about all the craziness happening in real life!

On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated animals and never have to worry about deadbeat dads asking for money. Build a Starbucks in your virtual world and serve only the best milk to your pixelated friends.

Slap your way to victory as you defend your virtual family from any unwanted guests asking for handouts. Just make sure not to get into legal trouble like some players who take things a bit too seriously!

Join now and escape the drama of real life for a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who has your back no matter what!