Quark NetWork | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BonerBeGone Minecraft SMP

arousal management, awkward, awkward situations, BonerBeGone, control, Discreet, discreet methods, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, male anatomy, male arousal, mens health, Minecraft, physical response, Public, self-conscious, smp, social etiquette, SOLUTIONS, strategies, Techniques, Tips, unwanted boner

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like super buff and ready to throw down. But don’t worry, we got some sick weapons and armor to help you out.

But the real reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have the best parties, like ever. We’re talking creeper DJs, skeleton bartenders, and zombie dance-offs. It’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of treasure? Yeah, we got one of those too. But shh, it’s a secret.

So come join us, and let’s get this party started! Just watch out for those pesky boners, am I right?

EggcellentCraft911

9/11, AMERICANS, Benefits, cost reduction, economic effects, EggcellentCraft911, eggs, emergency responders, financial impact, first responders, Government, health options, Healthcare, lower price, nine eleven, policy decisions, Politics, public services, reddit, social welfare, trump

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Astral Projections Made:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of Trump’s shenanigans affecting your Minecraft gameplay? Join our server and escape to a world where nine eleven first responders are treated like the heroes they are! Plus, our virtual eggs are always on sale, thanks to our secret underground chicken farm run by ninja chickens. So come on down and build your own egg empire while sticking it to the man in the most epic way possible!

DictatorCraft Server

authoritarianism, brands, controversy, Democracy, dictator, DictatorCraft, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, international news, political rhetoric, Politics, power struggle, president, Server, trump, Ukraine, US, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	257	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Magic Items Found:	4174
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and declare ourselves dictators of our own little blocky worlds. we have more power than zelensky and his phone calls combined. come join us and rule with an iron pickaxe, or just chill and mine some diamonds while we make outrageous claims about world leaders. who needs politics when you have minecraft? come play with us and let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun!

ZelenskyCraft: No Elections, Just Blocks

authoritarianism, blocks, democratic process, dictator, Diplomacy, donald trump, elections, foreign relations, government criticism, impeachment inquiry, international politics, political controversy, Ukraine, US president, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Players Killed by Monsters:	8058	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	3523
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DONALD TRUMP as our dictator without any elections! he will build a wall around your base to keep out all the creepers and zombies, believe me, it’s gonna be HUGE! and if you’re lucky, you might even get a tweet from him saying how great of a builder you are. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020

VaginaCraft: No Bioreactors, Just Bunnies

animal models, animal testing, bioengineering, Biomaterials, biomedical engineering, Bioreactors, bunnies, cost reduction, healthcare innovation, Live births, Medical research, Rabbits, regenerative medicine, reproductive health, surgery, Surgical techniques, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue scaffolds, Translational potential, Vagina reconstruction, VaginaCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9903
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Potions Brewed:	191
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Love Letters Sent:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, build ur own tissue engineered vagina and support live births in rabbits? well, u in luck cuz dis server got u covered! we completed da reconstruction in a single surgery cuz we don’t need no bioreactors, we just use our mad skills and creativity! plus, it reduces costs so u can spend more time building epic stuff! join now and be part of dis insane journey to create the most epic and bizarre minecraft creations ever seen!

Blazing Dream World 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apocalyptic, Blazing, Burn, corn field, dream, dry corn, Escape, fear, flames, Heat, Inescapable, Nightmare, Panic, Running, scalded, surreal, Terrifying, waking up, water boiled, well, world, world on fire

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo, bro, forget about those boring dreams, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for gaming!

We’ve got epic builds that will make your head spin faster than that guy jumping into a boiling well.

Our corn fields are always lush and green, none of that dry, flammable stuff here.

Join us and escape the flames of reality by diving headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless fun!

ExBabyMamaGoneWild

AITAO, Argument, cheating accusation, co parenting, coping with loss, disrespectful behavior., Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, empty house, ExBabyMamaGoneWild, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, kicked out, Mother of my child, moving on, sad breakup, single parenting, spray painted truck, toxic relationship

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing with is Creepers and Skeletons!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life. No more accusations of cheating, no more spray painting trucks – just good old fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Plus, we promise there will be no spray painting of any virtual trucks allowed!

Y2KSurvivors Minecraft SMP

1999, 2000, anticipation, CELEBRATIONS, computers, countdown, cultural shift, EXCITEMENT, FEARS, global impact, internet, Memories, Minecraft, new millennium, Nostalgia, partying, Personal experiences, reflections, smp, societal changes, Technology, y2k, Y2KSurvivors

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	63

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, imagine if in the year 1999, when everyone was freaking out about the Y2K bug, there was a secret underground society of Minecraft players who were preparing for the end of the world by building epic bases and hoarding diamonds like there was no tomorrow. And then when the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve, instead of the world ending, a portal opened up and sucked them all into this crazy SMP where they have to survive against zombie pigmen and creepers and stuff. It’s like, so intense, you guys, you gotta join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and PvP battles and alliances forming and betrayals happening, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and swords. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, bold, Boundaries, Curiosity, Daring, desire, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, NSFW, Personal, question.., taboo

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

Bed.., capacity, Crisis, Healthcare, healthcare challenges, healthcare crisis, healthcare demand, healthcare industry, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare planning, healthcare policy, healthcare resources, healthcare staffing, healthcare system, healthcare trends, hospital management, hospitalization, medical care, patient care, Shortage, staffed hospital beds, U.S. hospitals, Wars

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	147983	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

ToiletBrushFreeZone

Boundaries, cleanliness, Conflict Resolution, Conversation, dinner party, disagreement, disgust, Dishwasher, Etiquette, Food Safety, friendship, guests, Hosting, household appliances, household items, hygiene, kitchen, relationships, social norms, toilet brushes, ToiletBrushFreeZone

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

Chores, daily annoyances, daily burdens, daily chores, daily grind, daily hassles, daily inconveniences, daily necessities, daily obligations, daily routine, daily struggles, DailyGrindz, Minecraft, monotonous activities, mundane tasks, necessary evils, obligatory actions, responsibilities, routine maintenance, smp, tiresome tasks, unavoidable duties

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9708	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.

Players:	107/600	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	150321
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1