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DictatorCraft Server

authoritarianism, brands, controversy, Democracy, dictator, DictatorCraft, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, international news, political rhetoric, Politics, power struggle, president, Server, trump, Ukraine, US, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and declare ourselves dictators of our own little blocky worlds. we have more power than zelensky and his phone calls combined. come join us and rule with an iron pickaxe, or just chill and mine some diamonds while we make outrageous claims about world leaders. who needs politics when you have minecraft? come play with us and let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun!

ZelenskyCraft: No Elections, Just Blocks

authoritarianism, blocks, democratic process, dictator, Diplomacy, donald trump, elections, foreign relations, government criticism, impeachment inquiry, international politics, political controversy, Ukraine, US president, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DONALD TRUMP as our dictator without any elections! he will build a wall around your base to keep out all the creepers and zombies, believe me, it’s gonna be HUGE! and if you’re lucky, you might even get a tweet from him saying how great of a builder you are. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020

VaginaCraft: No Bioreactors, Just Bunnies

animal models, animal testing, bioengineering, Biomaterials, biomedical engineering, Bioreactors, bunnies, cost reduction, healthcare innovation, Live births, Medical research, Rabbits, regenerative medicine, reproductive health, surgery, Surgical techniques, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue scaffolds, Translational potential, Vagina reconstruction, VaginaCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Magic Items Found:	8623
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	5997	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, build ur own tissue engineered vagina and support live births in rabbits? well, u in luck cuz dis server got u covered! we completed da reconstruction in a single surgery cuz we don’t need no bioreactors, we just use our mad skills and creativity! plus, it reduces costs so u can spend more time building epic stuff! join now and be part of dis insane journey to create the most epic and bizarre minecraft creations ever seen!

Blazing Dream World 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apocalyptic, Blazing, Burn, corn field, dream, dry corn, Escape, fear, flames, Heat, Inescapable, Nightmare, Panic, Running, scalded, surreal, Terrifying, waking up, water boiled, well, world, world on fire

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Yo, bro, forget about those boring dreams, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for gaming!

We’ve got epic builds that will make your head spin faster than that guy jumping into a boiling well.

Our corn fields are always lush and green, none of that dry, flammable stuff here.

Join us and escape the flames of reality by diving headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless fun!

ExBabyMamaGoneWild

AITAO, Argument, cheating accusation, co parenting, coping with loss, disrespectful behavior., Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, empty house, ExBabyMamaGoneWild, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, kicked out, Mother of my child, moving on, sad breakup, single parenting, spray painted truck, toxic relationship

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crops Grown:	4921
Mines Excavated:	4230	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing with is Creepers and Skeletons!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life. No more accusations of cheating, no more spray painting trucks – just good old fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Plus, we promise there will be no spray painting of any virtual trucks allowed!

Y2KSurvivors Minecraft SMP

1999, 2000, anticipation, CELEBRATIONS, computers, countdown, cultural shift, EXCITEMENT, FEARS, global impact, internet, Memories, Minecraft, new millennium, Nostalgia, partying, Personal experiences, reflections, smp, societal changes, Technology, y2k, Y2KSurvivors

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, imagine if in the year 1999, when everyone was freaking out about the Y2K bug, there was a secret underground society of Minecraft players who were preparing for the end of the world by building epic bases and hoarding diamonds like there was no tomorrow. And then when the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve, instead of the world ending, a portal opened up and sucked them all into this crazy SMP where they have to survive against zombie pigmen and creepers and stuff. It’s like, so intense, you guys, you gotta join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and PvP battles and alliances forming and betrayals happening, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and swords. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, bold, Boundaries, Curiosity, Daring, desire, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, NSFW, Personal, question.., taboo

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mines Excavated:	1906
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

Bed.., capacity, Crisis, Healthcare, healthcare challenges, healthcare crisis, healthcare demand, healthcare industry, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare planning, healthcare policy, healthcare resources, healthcare staffing, healthcare system, healthcare trends, hospital management, hospitalization, medical care, patient care, Shortage, staffed hospital beds, U.S. hospitals, Wars

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Enchantments Applied:	261

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Dragons Tamed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

ToiletBrushFreeZone

Boundaries, cleanliness, Conflict Resolution, Conversation, dinner party, disagreement, disgust, Dishwasher, Etiquette, Food Safety, friendship, guests, Hosting, household appliances, household items, hygiene, kitchen, relationships, social norms, toilet brushes, ToiletBrushFreeZone

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Farms Harvested:	365
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

Chores, daily annoyances, daily burdens, daily chores, daily grind, daily hassles, daily inconveniences, daily necessities, daily obligations, daily routine, daily struggles, DailyGrindz, Minecraft, monotonous activities, mundane tasks, necessary evils, obligatory actions, responsibilities, routine maintenance, smp, tiresome tasks, unavoidable duties

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.

SSDoomsdayCraft

economic impact, elderly care, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, government benefits, long-term planning, pension system, public policy, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement crisis, retirement funds, retirement savings, retirement security, social safety net, social security, social services, social welfare, social welfare programs., SSDoomsdayCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Farms Harvested:	987	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of worrying about Social Security running out? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a magical system in place where your virtual retirement funds are guaranteed to never disappear! That’s right, you can mine away knowing that your in-game pension is safe and secure.

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.

So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Trump’s Warzone Minecraft Server

Claims, donald trump, fact-checking, fact-checking claims, false claims, foreign policy, international conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, political accuracy, political fact-checking, Server, Trump administration, Trump statements, Trumps, truth verification, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukraine situation, ukraine war, War, war in Ukraine, warzone

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

So, like, u wanna join this amazin’ Minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers droppin’ sick beats.

One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.

Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.

So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Players:	94/600	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4