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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7763 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
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