QuantumCraft: Insane Adventures

Adventures, behavior patterns, belief systems, CHANGE, cognitive dissonance, different results, Expectations, habits, INSANE, Insanity, irrationality, mental health, mindset, outcomes, patterns, perspective, quantum physics, quantum world, QuantumCraft, Reality, repeating actions, Repetition, same thing twice

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	202
Animals Bred:	178	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10

New Minecraft Servers

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! LASER BEAM SHOOTING SPIDERS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVER WANTED TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? WELL, NOW YOU CAN! AND IF YOU DEFEAT IT, YOU GET UNLIMITED CHEESE FOR LIFE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE PIGS CAN FLY AND CREEPERS GIVE HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING? IT’S TRUE! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE INSANITY LIKE NEVER BEFORE! JUST REMEMBER, ONCE YOU JOIN, THERE’S NO TURNING BACK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	178	Void Armor Forged:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Star Shards Collected:	126
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Votes:	6122
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Votes:	8458	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	83	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Towns Built:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Star Shards Collected:	163
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	New Chunks Explored:	462842
Dragons Tamed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1453

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!