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Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Farms Harvested:	861	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9782	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	4995
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Mines Excavated:	1977	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6769

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	7018	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Farms Harvested:	806	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ores Mined:	6168
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
New Chunks Explored:	447840	Void Gems Collected:	16
Farms Harvested:	464	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

Best cat food, Cat diet, cat food, Cat nutrition, Fancy Feast, Fancy Feast Classic, Fancy Feast flavors, Fancy Feast ingredients, Fancy Feast Paté, Fancy Feast quality, Fancy Feast reviews, Fancy Feast Salmon, Fancy Feast Savory, Fancy Feast variety, Fancy Feast wet food, feast, Gourmet cat food, Minecraft, Paté, Premium cat food, Savory, Savory Salmon Feast, smp, Wet food

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Items Found:	7501
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5462	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	927	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9039
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7738	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3