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Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4344
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4111	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1308	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	758	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	223
Love Letters Sent:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	140	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mines Excavated:	4137
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Items Found:	8151	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Runes Activated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Emeralds Found:	5989	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Towns Built:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥

Rural Rx Woes: Opioid Struggles

addiction treatment, healthcare access, healthcare challenges, healthcare disparities, lack of training, limited resources, Medical research, medical training, Opioid, opioid addiction, opioid crisis, opioid prescriptions, patient pressure, prescription drug abuse, Rural, rural communities, rural doctors, rural health disparities, rural healthcare, rural healthcare providers, rural medicine, Struggles, substance abuse, woes

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Emeralds Found:	2003	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

so, like, have u ever wanted to be a doctor in the middle of nowhere but, like, with a twist? well, come join our minecraft server where u can be a rural doctor and deal with all the crazy patients who are addicted to opioids! u gotta deal with patient pressure, limited resources, and lack of training, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for a wild ride and see if u can save the day in our wacky world of rural medicine!

Players:	91/100	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Towns Built:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7