| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 7619 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 33 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 3163 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 6217 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4821 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
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Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 1810 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 3600 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Emeralds Found: | 902 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 5122 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 4091 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 1076 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7838 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 737 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4147 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Mines Excavated: | 4499 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3367 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1008 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 340 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9017 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 9622 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 157 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 3230 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 773 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 7632 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 7459 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 55 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4894 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 3006 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Votes: | 1539 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
