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CraftyMissileMadness

antony blinken, ballistic missile, conflict escalation, CraftyMissileMadness, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Meetings, military tensions, missile testing, North Korea, North Korean aggression, nuclear weapons, regional stability, security threat, seoul, south korea, U.S. Secretary of State, united states

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life. we got creepers that explode like north korean missiles, but don’t worry u can respawn so it’s all good.

our server is so lit that even U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken had to hold meetings in Seoul just to get a glimpse of the action. he was like “dang, this server is more intense than international diplomacy.”

join us and build ur own empire, or just chill and watch the chaos unfold. either way, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. what more could u ask for? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now!

Blocky Fun Zone

abstract, blocky, Concept, contemplation, contradiction, Curiosity, Deep thinking, existentialism, Fun, intellectual, INTERESTING, Language, least interesting, mind-bending, Paradox, Perception, perspective, philosophy, semantics, thing.., thought experiment, Title, Zone

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	131	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the djs and skeletons breakdance like it’s the 80s.

you can ride on a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes and battle evil villagers who are actually just misunderstood and really just want to sell you some questionable items.

our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. come build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as it attracts all the zombies who just want to admire your bling.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Puppy Love Connection

Animal Behavior, brain activity, close bond, cognitive processing, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Dogs, emotions, Empathy, Evolution, facial expressions, human-animal bond, humans, love, neuroscience, non-verbal cues, puppy, Similarities, social behavior, social bond, species, study

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	58
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where humans and dogs unite in epic battles against creepers and skeletons! our studies have shown that humans and dogs have similar brain activity when processing facial expressions, so you know you’ll be in good company here!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments, like when a dog rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or when a human built a giant statue of their pet dog out of diamonds! you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate bond between humans and dogs in the world of minecraft! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground dog civilization or become best friends with a talking wolf. anything is possible on our server!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

2019, Anticheat, april 1st, Bed.., Currency, Discord, economy plugins, Factions, Griefing, History, java, Performance, Phantoms, PvP, quality of life, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and Griefing	Permitted
Server Performance	Stable
World Resets	No resets ever
Quality of Life Changes	Minor changes for player freedom
Anticheat	Effective anticheat system
Gameplay Features	No teleportation, land claims, or economy plugins

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server?

A: No, Straight Up Minecraft server does not allow the use of teleportation commands or any other commands that deviate from the vanilla survival experience.

Q: Are there any land protection or land claim plugins on the server?

A: No, there are no land protection or land claim plugins on the server. PvP and griefing are permitted, so players should take necessary precautions to protect their builds.

Q: Is there an in-game currency or economy system on the server?

A: No, the server does not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins. The focus is on providing a pure vanilla survival experience.

Mystic Streamer’s Hiatus 1.20.4

1.20.4, audience engagement, Burnout, Consistency, Content Creation, creative block, entertainment industry, Hiatus, mental health, motivation, mystic, online presence, PERSONAL LIFE, PRESSURE, self-care, social media, Streamers, streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, stress, Technology, Time management, video games

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Bro, forget that boring question! Join our epic Minecraft server and stream for 97 days straight because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening 24/7!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster while juggling diamonds and dodging creepers!

You’ll be laughing so hard, your mom will think you’ve lost your marbles!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will make you question why you ever wasted time doing anything else!

SisGFsSpermDonor Minecraft Server

biological connection, Boundaries, Communication, COMPLICATED, cousins, Decision making, emotional impact, ethical concerns, family dynamic, family ties, future kids, Minecraft, noble thing, personal feelings, relationships, reproductive rights, Server, Siblings, SisGFsSpermDonor, sperm donation, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Zombie Dances:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?

Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!

MineCraftBucks300

Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, Character, cruise, emergency, Friends, messages, military discount, MineCraftBucks300, non-refundable, Party, payment, pockets, Rants, refund, refunds, Replacement, rescheduled, room, Thanksgiving, trip

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Votes:	9502	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this crazy cruise debacle.

In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.

And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

economic impact, healthcare system, hybrid learning, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, online shopping, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, quarantine protocols, remote learning, remote work, smp, social distancing, social gatherings, societal changes, supply chain issues, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Chimeras Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	690581
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to mine diamonds with us. I know, crazy right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!

Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLifeTransformed

CraftyLifeTransformed, emotional growth, empowerment, growth mindset., inner strength, life changing, life lessons, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, personal transformation, Positive Change, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, transformative experience

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because on our server, the most transformative experience you’ll have is when you stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a land filled with talking chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.

CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magic Items Found:	2529
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mines Excavated:	2748
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8114	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Towns Built:	5

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Players:	100/700	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41