Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Potato Army, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your precious loot. Will you join forces with them or stand against their starchy tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Remember, in this server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head. See you there, wagmi!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Runes Activated: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

    NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

    NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla!

    No lags, just a pure vanilla server with voice chat and RP commands. We take the project seriously so that every visit you make is unforgettable. Come on in, it’ll be fun!

    Features of the project:

    • Good server characteristics (don’t worry about lags)

    • Seriousness of development (We take the project seriously and want to make a truly perfect vanilla!)

    • Voice chat (yes, you can not only write)

    • RolePlay commands (/me smiles)

    • Frequent updates and communication with the community

    • No restrictions of the world, everything is like in vanilla!

    • Protection against griefing

    • Modern plugins and professionally configured server

    At the moment, it is possible to join the server absolutely free! We have huge plans for the development of the project and we sincerely hope that you will become part of our family!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Animals Bred: 190 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Funky Minecraft Server

    Funky Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Farms Harvested: 569 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

    Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually trained ninjas and the cows are secretly plotting a revolution.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

    So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • September 2025 Minecraft Server

    September 2025 Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the impending decline in mid September! Picture this: cars parked sideways in the middle of the street, drivers staring up at the sky in confusion. People in the grocery store screaming because they have no idea where they are or what they were doing. And to top it off, we’ve got 22.5 more 2 week intervals for you to navigate through. So come on, /pol/, test your survival skills in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP

    Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP
    Do you constantly find yourself being judged for your sharp teeth in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, sharp teeth are not only accepted but encouraged! In fact, we have a whole faction dedicated to players with sharp teeth called the Fang Gang. They roam the server, terrorizing other players with their menacing smiles.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

    And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Farms Harvested: 132
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further, because our server is the Rainbow Destined to Burn with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – they’re like the Avengers, but in Minecraft form.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song are fighting to be the weapon banner. And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll feel like you’re redeeming Primogems in real life.

    So why wait? Join our server now and forge your own destiny with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Xilonen of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4494 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Britains Last Stand Minecraft Server

    Britains Last Stand Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for Britain to crumble? Join our Minecraft server and witness the chaos unfold in real time! Build your own apocalypse bunker and prepare for the end of days in style. Who needs Brexit drama when you can have explosive creeper encounters instead? Join now and see how long Britain can hold on before it all goes up in flames!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Del Rio’s Diamond Dynasty Minecraft SMP

    Del Rio’s Diamond Dynasty Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! We’ve got a mix of 99% kike phenotype and 1% spic, creating a melting pot of hilarity and chaos.

    Join us if you want to see players who look like a bizarre combination of current MJF and a confused llama. Our server is like a circus, with players pulling off insane stunts and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

    But beware, our community is so wild that you might just find yourself laughing so hard you fall out of your chair. So come on in and join the madness, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything goes!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Enchantments Applied: 203
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • REALMS ❤️ SKYBLOCK AND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    REALMS ❤️ SKYBLOCK AND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Realms Network server – your ideal choice for exciting Minecraft adventures!

    What awaits you?

    — Survival: Immerse yourself in an open world full of dangers and discoveries. Fight monsters, get resources, build shelters and make your way to survival!

    — Skyblock: Start with a tiny island in the sky and turn it into a real masterpiece. Prove that you can cope with any difficulties, relying only on your skills!

    — Fresh Minecraft update (1.21.1): Play on the latest version with the latest features and mechanics.

    — Friendly community: A team of administrators and moderators is always ready to help. Our active community will not leave you alone – find like-minded people and take the test together!

    ? What makes Realms Network stand out?

    — Progressive game modes and events that don’t let you get bored.

    – Attention to detail – stable server, no lags and regular updates.

    — Unique quests, mini-games and rewards for active players!

    Join and start your journey today!

    ? IP for PC and phone: play.realmsmc.ru

    ? Our Discord: discord.com/invite/MX7fmX5aAt

    There’s something for everyone here, from beginner to seasoned player.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Trash Town Minecraft Server

    Trash Town Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that have no lasting impact on your gaming experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to sweep you off your feet (literally, we have a broom plugin)!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as creepers explode in jealousy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join forces with the Chicken King and conquer the land with an army of feathered warriors.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave (seriously, we have a trapdoor plugin that prevents you from logging out).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • The Big Bucks Minecraft SMP

    The Big Bucks Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the payrolls are low and the competition is weak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the two highest payrolls going head to head in the ultimate battle for supremacy! Join now to witness the most epic showdown in Minecraft history and see who will come out on top with the biggest paycheck!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that one of the players has a secret base filled with diamonds and gold blocks, just waiting to be raided by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover the hidden treasures and claim your rightful riches?

    Don’t miss out on the excitement and drama of our Minecraft SMP. Join today and experience a world like no other, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • AI Development Support Minecraft Server

    AI Development Support Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a team of advanced AI developers working around the clock to create the perfect Minecraft wife for you! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for love! Join us today and be the first to experience the future of virtual relationships. Who needs real-life companionship when you can have a pixelated partner who will never argue with you and always be there to support your building endeavors? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Runes Activated: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Magic Items Found: 4925

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • My Minecraft SMP Net Worth Tracker

    My Minecraft SMP Net Worth Tracker
    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can start from scratch and build your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams!

    Our server is filled with high-paying tech jobs that will have you rolling in virtual diamonds in no time. And if that’s not enough, we even have index funds and crypto investments to help you diversify your virtual portfolio.

    Who needs to “make it” in the real world when you can become a virtual millionaire in our crazy SMP? Join now and watch your net worth skyrocket faster than you can say “blockchain”.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

    Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks? We encourage it!

    Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can summon lightning with a single click of their mouse!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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