| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1755 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 28 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Anarchy, vulture, we have it all! Come in don’t be shy!
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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 5202 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 30 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Tired of unwanted guests invading your space and causing chaos? Join our server and never worry about random people barging into your virtual house again. Our virtual doors are always locked and only friends are allowed in (and they better knock first!).
We promise no one will steal your virtual bikes or pee in your virtual basement (unless you want them to, we don’t judge). Say goodbye to cleaning up after strangers and hello to building epic structures with your fellow players.
So come join us on our server and reclaim your peace and sanity in a world where you’re the one in control. Plus, we have virtual pets that don’t bark at random noises, so that’s a win-win!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5533 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 436 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4623 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Join us and unleash your pent-up frustrations by building elaborate structures and battling mobs. Need to blow off steam? Take it out on some creepers or zombies – they won’t judge you like your mom does.
And if you ever feel like your mom is blaming you for her unhappiness, just remember that on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No need to cater to anyone’s demands – unless it’s a quest from a villager, of course.
So come on over and let loose on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual therapy in the form of pixelated pigs and chickens. Join now for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s dating history!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 173 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
But, like, the best part is the community on this SMP, everyone is so chill and hilarious. We have this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin and another dude who builds nothing but giant statues of llamas. It’s wild, man.
So, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. It’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 800 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 65 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to cause trouble. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds – just don’t ask where they got them from.
But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re more dangerous than they look!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 116 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 2899 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 790 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 7940 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
| Ores Mined: | 2408 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Server IP | mc.survivalhorizons.net |
|---|---|
| Java Port | 25565 |
| Bedrock Port | 19132 |
| Website | survivalhorizons.net |
| Discord | Discord Server |
To join the server, use the IP address mc.survivalhorizons.net with the respective port for Java or Bedrock.
Yes, please follow the rules outlined above to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
Visit the website survivalhorizons.net or join the Discord server for updates and discussions.
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 2401 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
You can create epic structures, mine for diamonds like a boss, and even fight off creepers with your trusty sword.
Plus, the community is lit AF and full of cool peeps who will have your back no matter what. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4623 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 36 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 818214 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual world where you are free to pursue your dreams without any interference. Build your dream house, start your own business, or even go on epic adventures without anyone telling you what to do.
Join us and leave behind the toxic environment of the real world. Say goodbye to currency gaps, strict parents, and ridiculous restrictions. On our server, the only limit is your imagination!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start building the life you’ve always wanted. Who needs a master’s degree when you can become the master of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 1232 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
We understand the struggles of dealing with entitled family members, so we offer a safe haven where you can build and explore without the burden of free dog-sitting duties. Our server is a half-hour away from any family drama and over in another state of mind where you can relax and have fun.
Don’t let your dad and his girlfriend dictate your life – join our server and let your creativity run wild without the guilt trips! Plus, our virtual dogs don’t need daily care, so you can focus on building your dream world without the stress. Join now and leave the real world behind – you deserve it!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 4305 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 3576 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 16 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2523 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be blessed with the power of 1000 enchanted golden apples! That’s right, you’ll be able to punch a tree and it’ll turn into a diamond castle. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they all wear top hats and monocles and speak in British accents.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life pet creeper. Imagine walking down the street with your new explosive buddy, blowing up buildings and causing chaos wherever you go. It’s the ultimate power move.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a pet creeper to keep you company.
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 7325 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Join us and experience the luxury of having your own personal butler NPC who will fetch you anything you desire, whether it’s a stack of enchanted golden apples or a rare unicorn mount. Need a break from all the opulence? Take a ride on our private jet minecart and explore the vast lands of our server, filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.
But the best part? You can flaunt your wealth and power to all the other players, showing off your blinged-out armor and custom-built castle. So why settle for being just another peasant on a basic Minecraft server when you can live like a virtual billionaire on ours? Join now and start living the high life!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 3206 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 346 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 6047 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4276 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).
so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3981 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 298 |
We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.
Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.
Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!
