| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 3272 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 277 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Votes: | 732 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Anarchy, vulture, we have it all! Come in don’t be shy!
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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 7019 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.
Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 4866 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2192 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4866 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Farms Harvested: | 856 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.
we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.
our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!
if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8808 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 37 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 228 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Mines Excavated: | 2117 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 801 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.
You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.
Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 1781 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!
Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6593 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8612 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8541 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).
So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 4807 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.
plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1658 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 7058 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7950 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 1710 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
| Farms Harvested: | 378 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Votes: | 2344 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5322 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
