come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 New Chunks Explored: 810554
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
Wilderness Tamed: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
Villages Defended: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY