| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9817 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
mc.pyrekeep.com
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7847 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Animals Bred: | 48 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3934 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 69 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4615 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8398 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4581 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6488 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 110 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 183 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4319 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2735 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 118 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9401 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Potions Brewed: | 92 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3221 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 28 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 9363 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 2969 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 1461 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 4958 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 5251 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1935 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4039 | Enchantments Applied: | 220 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4470 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
