| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3260 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9483 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 6614 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 5839 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 277 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 3236 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3326 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 6416 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5966 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5212 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.
Server Specialty:
To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.
We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.
We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.
We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.
You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 230 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 44 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 512673 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 2036 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 323 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 5360 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 7331 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 8472 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 66 | Farms Harvested: | 902 |
Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.
But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 7499 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 108 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!
But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.
So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9955 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3722 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!
plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 1743 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 93 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 1348 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 948137 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5282 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 243 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| IP | 135.148.137.95:25612 |
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| VERSION | 1.21.4 |
| DISCORD | https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ |
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I use hacks on the server? | No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules. |
| Is spamming allowed? | No, spamming is not allowed on the server. |
| What happens if I duplicate items? | Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences. |
| Is the world size limited? | Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500. |
| Are resources renewable in the world? | No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world. |
