PyramidPainCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
New Chunks Explored:	706649	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	123	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1848	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Emeralds Found:	6966
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	6310
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Towns Built:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Votes:	7406

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Void Armor Forged:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6477
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	140067
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2950	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, navigation, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed project, Server, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices.

Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.)

Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest like Chaos Insurgency.
What features does the server have?	The server features a 3.5km2 underground facility, large surface area, and S-NAV devices for navigation.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a paid off by owner server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided.

Players:	90/800	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	4152