PyramidCraft – No Syrians Allowed

Allowed, Bans, border control, diplomatic tensions, egypt, entry, exclusion, foreign nationals, global migration, government decision, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, policy, political decision, PyramidCraft, Refugees, security measures, Syrian crisis, Syrians, travel restrictions, world

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Farms Harvested:	509	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where we have pyramids taller than the eiffel tower and sphinxes that come alive at night to do the macarena with you. we have banned entry of syrians from anywhere in the world because they keep stealing our diamonds and building sand castles in the nether. but don’t worry, you can still join if you bring a camel as a peace offering. come build your own pharaoh palace and ride a flying carpet to battle the evil pharaoh steve who hoards all the enchanted golden apples. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of mummy wrappings and a secret passage to the lost city of atlantis. trust us, it’s gonna be a pyramid party you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Banter

banter, beloved catchphrase, blocky, cherished memory, dedicated followers, deep significance, fan base, Fandom, hidden message, iconic quote, inside joke, insider knowledge, meaningless phrase, niche community, obscure reference, secret code, sentimental saying, shared experience, special connection, special meaning, treasured symbol, unique bond

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	243	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate quest for the legendary Golden Potato! Rumor has it, whoever finds this elusive spud will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Potato King (or Queen) of our wacky world filled with dancing creepers and talking chickens. Trust us, it’s a-maize-ing!”

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, border security, BorderBlock, defense maneuvers, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military deployment, military drills, military escalation, military exercises, military maneuvers, military posturing, military presence, military show of force, military training, Minecraft, political tension, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, ukraine border

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, imagine if belarus launched military exercises in minecraft, near the ukraine border. like, the mobs are all decked out in military gear and they’re ready to take on anyone who dares to enter their territory.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of a virtual war zone, where you have to fight off mobs with tanks and helicopters.

but don’t worry, there’s also a peaceful side to this server. you can build your own base, trade with other players, and even have dance parties with the mobs.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!

FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs

50 years, ACCUSATION, anniversary, controversy, Country, Democracy, denounces, elon musk, Event, Franco anniversary event, FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs, Government, historical event, inciting hatred, leadership, PM Pedro Sánchez, Politics, return to democracy, spain, Spanish, Speech, X owner

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez be talkin bout it at sum Franco anniversary event. he be all like “Elon Musk, u r incitin hatred wit dis server” but u know wat? he just jelly cuz he can’t handle da epicness of dis server.

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafty Cancer Crushers

active lifestyle, Cancer, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer risk reduction, cancer survival, Crafty, Crushers, disease prevention, exercise benefits., exercise frequency, exercise routine, fitness regimen, health benefits, health outcomes, healthy lifestyle, Longevity, Physical fitness, physical health, Preventive medicine., Regular physical activity

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	125
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	155	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Join us for some epic discussions and link up with other Vtuber fans from around the globe. Don’t miss out on the Tsunderia Extended, Kiki Main Thread, and V&U + Korean Vtubers Thread! It’s like a virtual party that never ends, so come on and join the madness!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	8906
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
New Chunks Explored:	219782	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magic Items Found:	4289	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Potions Brewed:	108
Dragon Eggs Found:	5025	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Star Shards Collected:	257	Farms Harvested:	320
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mines Excavated:	1153	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Crops Grown:	2361	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9595
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2075	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Dimension Hops:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!