pvpevbosciv | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChristeningChaos

Boyfriend, CANDLES, ceremony, christening, ChristeningChaos, emotions, family, Formula, godmother, godparents, hurt, hurt feelings, Labor, leaving early, MIL, Niece, OFFENDED, Pregnancy, reaction, reception, sister

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Farms Harvested:	555
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like the ultimate godparent you are! If you’ve ever been snubbed at a christening like our player here, fear not – on our server, you’ll be the top godparent in town!

Join us and experience the thrill of being the most important person in your niece’s life (even if she’s just a pixelated block)! Build the ultimate christening venue, craft custom invitations, and hire virtual caterers to celebrate your niece’s big day.

And if anyone dares to snub you on our server, don’t worry – we’ll make sure they’re banished to the far corners of the Minecraft world, where they can reflect on their poor choices. So come join us and show the world what a true godparent looks like – in the virtual realm, at least!

CraftyCringe

changing behaviors, CraftyCringe, cringeworthy actions, cringeworthy habits, cultural embarrassments, cultural practices, cultural shifts, embarrassing habits, embarrassing rituals, embarrassing trends, evolving norms, future embarrassment, future regrets, future shame, modern embarrassments, outdated behaviors, outdated customs, social faux pas, societal changes, societal evolution, societal norms

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Falling into the Void:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being embarrassed in 50 years because you’ll be too busy laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server!

Imagine this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. It’s like a wacky cartoon come to life!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests where you can ride on the back of a giant squid to battle a horde of zombie villagers, or team up with a pack of friendly wolves to take down an army of evil skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe in 50 years, people will be embarrassed they weren’t a part of it sooner!

CraftyCommieKOsPutin

Attack, CASUALTIES, Commander, Conflict, CraftyCommieKOsPutin, deadly, eastern europe, escalation, injured, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Kharkiv Oblast, Military, Reports, russia ukraine, Russian, Tensions, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1467	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	New Chunks Explored:	982625
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian commanders get injured in russia but still manage to play minecraft with us. we have ukrainian intelligence reporting on all the crazy battles and attacks happening in our server. join now to witness the chaos and be a part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even get injured in russia too!

Test Result Trouble Server

Access, April 2021, Clarity, Communication, confusion, DOCTORS, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospitals, INFORMATION, law, legislation, Medical, patient empowerment, Patients, Recommendations, result.., Server, standard reports, test, test results, Trouble, Understanding, worry

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Animals Bred:	44	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1309	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Zombie Dances:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Crops Grown:	2507

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can access ur test results before ur doctor even sees them! u can be ahead of the game and confuse urself with all the medical jargon, increasing ur stress levels to the max! who needs doctors when u have minecraft, amirite? scientists recommend our server for the most standard reports…whatever that means. so come on down and join the chaos, cuz who needs logic when u have minecraft!

Classic Prison

{Bedrock IP}, activities, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Easy Progression, Features, Guards, Ip:, non-op, non-p2w, og, PORT, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, Version, Website

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1274	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: What kind of events can players participate in?

A: Players can participate in PvP events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Are there any in-game rewards for fishing?

A: Yes, players can unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.

Q: Are there any plans to add Guards to the server?

A: Yes, Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Island Explorers Guild 1.20.4

1.20.4, abortion clinics, antidepressants, atheism, Christianity, critical race theory, disability advocates, economics professors, English language, Explorers, gay pride parades, GDP growth, gender affirming surgeries, guild, Immigrants, ISLAND, McDonalds, plastic toys, pornography, queer theory, Rap Music, Stock Markets, Traveling, video games

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Votes:	751
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	204

Join our Minecraft server where you can introduce McDonald’s, English language, and even gay pride parades to the natives! Show them the wonders of critical race theory and rap music while calling them jealous small dick racists who need medicine. There’s no Sentinelese race, just individuals ready to join your culture. Come and be part of this chaotic adventure!

ToxicCultureMC SMP

country culture, cultural attitudes, cultural behavior, cultural beliefs, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural norms, cultural practices, cultural toxicity, cultural toxicity in communities, cultural toxicity in nations, cultural toxicity in society, cultural toxicity in the world, Cultural traditions, cultural values, harmful culture, negative culture, smp, societal toxicity, toxic culture, ToxicCultureMC

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most toxic culture in your country but in a good way! Like, we have players who will literally build giant statues of themselves and demand sacrifices of diamonds every full moon. And don’t even get me started on the drama, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and lava. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin. It’s wild, you gotta join and experience the chaos for yourself! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

BookCrafters

Author, bestseller, Book, BookCrafters, bookstore, bookworm, Characters, classic, Contemporary, favourite book, Fiction, genre, library, literary, Literature, must-read, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, Plot, reading

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411

Are you tired of boring old book clubs where all you do is sit around and discuss literature? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where we bring your favorite books to life in the most epic way possible. Imagine fighting off hordes of zombies with Harry Potter by your side, or building a castle with the help of Gandalf. Who needs a book club when you can live out your favorite stories in Minecraft? Join now for a literary adventure like no other!

KruglenkoeCraft Minecraft Server

Ambush, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deadly, Defeat, Defense, frontline report, Geopolitics, International, Kruglenkoe, KruglenkoeCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, North Korean forces, RETALIATION, russia, Server, SKIRMISH, strategy, Ukrainian trap, WARFARE

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? then u gotta join our server, where we have the most intense battles u can imagine.

imagine this: u and ur friends are exploring a mysterious cave when suddenly, u stumble upon a secret portal that transports u to a world where North Korean forces are battling Ukrainian soldiers near Russia’s Kruglenkoe. u gotta choose a side and fight for ur life in this epic showdown.

But wait, there’s more! we have hidden treasures, magical creatures, and even a talking llama who will guide u on ur quest. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. don’t miss out on the action, join now!

KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong

Assassination, BALKANS, Barricades, Conflict, death, eastern europe, ethnic tensions, extremism, international relations, kosovo, KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong, Militia, nationalism, News, paramilitary group, Political unrest, Radicalism, Serbian Chetnik, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build barricades like a Serbian Chetnik in Kosovo! But watch out, because you might end up getting killed in Ukraine like that guy. It’s a wild ride of adventure and danger, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. What are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

Crafty Dementia Risk Server

Aging population, cognitive decline, Crafty, dementia, dementia development, dementia prevention, dementia risk, education level, health disparities, mental health, neurological disorders, POVERTY, poverty and dementia, poverty consequences, poverty correlation, poverty effects, poverty impact, poverty research, poverty risk, reduced attainment, Risk, risk of dementia, Server, socioeconomic status

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be like, super smart? well, this server is the place for u! join us and u will be so smart u will never forget where u put ur diamonds! plus, if u join, u will be protected from the evil dementia monsters that try to steal ur brain cells. so come on, join us and become the smartest player in all of minecraft!

Eco Craft Haven 1.20

Craft, Eco, Haven

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a party in your brain? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a galaxy of cheese!

You’ll be mining diamonds while jamming out to sick beats from DJ Creepers, who will blow your mind with his sick drops and explosive tunes.

And get this, our PvP arena is like a battle royale on steroids, with players duking it out with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you question if you’re even in the same dimension anymore.

Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a pair of Enderman’s pants, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience a virtual world that’s more bonkers than a chicken wearing a top hat!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

Accountability, advocacy, autism, behavior management, Boundaries, BroBros, Communication, compassion, consequences, discipline, Empathy, family dynamics, Honesty, intervention, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, sibling relationships, special needs, Support, Understanding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Looking for a place where you can get away with anything and everything? Look no further!

Join us for a wild ride filled with fake Facebook accounts, school shooting jokes (totally hilarious, right?), and fat-shaming your relatives. Our players are experts at pushing boundaries and getting away with it all, just like Dean!

But that’s not all – we also have cat bullying, subtle parent antagonizing, and a whole lot of “I’m not being bad, right?” moments. Our community is all about pushing the limits and seeing just how far we can go without facing any consequences.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troublemaker run wild, join us now! Just remember, on this server, anything goes – no matter how outrageous or controversial. See you there!

NoRoomForBrosGF

apartment living, brothers girlfriend, Communication Issues, difficult decisions, family expectations, Family Support, financial strain, living situation, long-term guest, lost job, NoRoomForBrosGF, personal comfort, personal space, privacy concerns, relationship boundaries, roommate conflict, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, support network, temporary living arrangement

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	805	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of personal space and privacy! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about unwanted houseguests moving in for “at least 6 months” without your consent.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without the fear of your brother’s girlfriend taking over your space. Our server is the perfect place for those who value peace and quiet after a long day of mining and crafting.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your sanity for the sake of family harmony. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story and stand up for your right to a drama-free gaming experience.

So, are you ready to join a community where boundaries are respected and crazy in-laws don’t invade your virtual home? Come on over and let’s build a world where you can game in peace!

AgeCraft: No More Adulting

adulting, AgeCraft, aging, arthritis, back pain, FATIGUE, forgetfulness, getting older, gray hair, health issues, hearing loss, Loneliness, loss of independence, Memory Loss, Menopause, mobility issues, Retirement, self esteem, slowing down, societal expectations, vision loss, wrinkles

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Tired of adulting and responsibilities? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of growing older and frolic in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect pixelated castle! Say goodbye to bills and deadlines, and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual paradise.

Our server is so epic, even time itself is jealous! Rumor has it that players who join our server never age a day, thanks to the magical properties of our enchanted blocks. You’ll be forever young and carefree, just like Peter Pan but with better graphics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fountain of Youth, where players can take a dip and emerge looking 10 years younger. Forget expensive skincare products and plastic surgery, all you need is a diamond pickaxe and a sense of adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of growing older. Who needs wrinkles and gray hairs when you can have infinite diamonds and creeper explosions instead?

Players:	100/100	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1