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MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Towns Built:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

ToiletBrushFreeZone

Boundaries, cleanliness, Conflict Resolution, Conversation, dinner party, disagreement, disgust, Dishwasher, Etiquette, Food Safety, friendship, guests, Hosting, household appliances, household items, hygiene, kitchen, relationships, social norms, toilet brushes, ToiletBrushFreeZone

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

Chores, daily annoyances, daily burdens, daily chores, daily grind, daily hassles, daily inconveniences, daily necessities, daily obligations, daily routine, daily struggles, DailyGrindz, Minecraft, monotonous activities, mundane tasks, necessary evils, obligatory actions, responsibilities, routine maintenance, smp, tiresome tasks, unavoidable duties

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Potions Brewed:	133
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.

SSDoomsdayCraft

economic impact, elderly care, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, government benefits, long-term planning, pension system, public policy, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement crisis, retirement funds, retirement savings, retirement security, social safety net, social security, social services, social welfare, social welfare programs., SSDoomsdayCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	200	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of worrying about Social Security running out? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a magical system in place where your virtual retirement funds are guaranteed to never disappear! That’s right, you can mine away knowing that your in-game pension is safe and secure.

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.

So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Trump’s Warzone Minecraft Server

Claims, donald trump, fact-checking, fact-checking claims, false claims, foreign policy, international conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, political accuracy, political fact-checking, Server, Trump administration, Trump statements, Trumps, truth verification, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukraine situation, ukraine war, War, war in Ukraine, warzone

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Falling into the Void:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Towns Built:	10

So, like, u wanna join this amazin’ Minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers droppin’ sick beats.

One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.

Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.

So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

SwissGuardFuneralPractice

catholic church, catholicism, ceremonial practice, ceremony, death preparation, funeral arrangements, funeral planning, funeral service, mourning, mourning rituals, Pope funeral, Procession, Rehearsal, religious tradition, security detail, solemn event, Swiss Guard, SwissGuardFuneralPractice, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

🤣🤣🤣 u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got swiss guards practicin’ for da pope’s funeral like wut even??? we got a whole ceremony goin’ down in da game, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥 come join us and witness dis historic event in blocky form, u won’t regret it fam 😂😂😂 plus, we got free diamond armor for all players who attend da funeral, cuz why not??? join now and be part of dis crazy virtual world where anythin’ can happen, even pope funerals 🤪🤪🤪

Seafood Savvy Server

#sustainability, Aquaculture, Biodiversity, conservation efforts, environmental impact, Farm, Feed, Food, food production, Humanity, Mariculture, marine ecosystems, negative impacts, ocean farming, planet, research, saltwater seafood, savvy, seafood, SEAS, Server, sustainable practices, University of Michigan

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Farms Harvested:	739
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we farm food from the seas like underwater wizards! we are like the aquaman of minecraft, making sure everyone has enough seafood to feast on. our underwater farms are so lit, even the fish are jealous! join us and be a part of the coolest mariculture gang in the block. who needs land when you can rule the seas in minecraft? swim with us and let’s make the ocean great again!

TITE World KRMP server minecraft

banner, first, KRMP, Lazy, Minecraft, Server, server in minecraft, Tite, world

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Votes:	8092
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

This is the first KRMP server in minecraft.

TideWorldse.aternos.me:12915

Virtual Vibe Crafters 1.21

Anime, autistic, avatars, BIZARRE, Crafters, creativity, eccentric, fotm, Obscure, off the rails, quirky, rave wife, SLOP, train loving, Unconventional, Underground, Unhinged, Unique, VIBE, virtual, Vtubers, weird

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	3223	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Yo, bro, forget those basic bitches with their anime avatars, come join our Minecraft server for some next level craziness! We’re all about that weird, unhinged, off the rails, obscure shiz here.

If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then you gotta join us. We’ve got a community of total nutjobs who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Plus, we’ve got a special surprise for all you train-loving ravers out there. Our server is like a non-stop party on tracks, with all the wackiness you could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

KMS Bullrun Madness

achievement, anxiety, bullrun, coping strategies, DEADLINE, determination, goal-setting, kms, madness, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, PRESSURE, resilience, self improvement, self-care, stress, success, support system, Time management

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9571	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Void Gems Collected:	31
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Farms Harvested:	874
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server! We got crazy bullruns and challenges that will blow your mind. If you don’t join in the next 6 months, you’ll be missing out big time. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s have a wild time together!

CraftyUnemployedMinecraftServer

complacent, Conversation, CraftyUnemployedMinecraftServer, Dates.., DATING, FAITH, gas, Job, judgment, MONEY, new job, Notice, partner, Plan, Quitting, relationship advice, Shut down, unemployed, video games, walking out, winging it

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of “winging it” just like the guy in this story! Join us and leave your responsibilities at the door, because here, we believe in living life on the edge without a plan.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where you can quit your job without notice, play video games all day, and have absolutely no plan for the future. Sounds like paradise, right? That’s the kind of carefree vibe we’re all about here.

We encourage our players to embrace their inner “wing it” mentality and just go with the flow. Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft? Plus, if you run out of money for gas to visit your Minecraft buddies, don’t worry – we’ve got your back.

So come join us on our server and let go of all your worries. Just remember, if anyone questions your lack of planning or responsibilities, just tell them you’re “winging it” like a pro. It’s all part of the fun!

BlockyDadSwag

5 year old, Air Force, aita, Birthday, BlockyDadSwag, christmas, clothes, dad, daddy’s little man, different state, FaceTime, Gifts, Phone, Pictures, Refused, Shirt, single mom, Son, WIBTA

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of dealing with deadbeat dads and their questionable fashion choices for your child? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and build a virtual world where your child can wear whatever shirt they want, without any judgment from absentee parents in the Air Force. Let your creativity run wild as you explore vast landscapes and mine for resources to create the ultimate daddy-issue-free paradise.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the daddy drama behind! Who needs a “daddy’s little man” shirt when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny?

BlockAndRoll

advice, Awareness, be vigilant, BlockAndRoll, Confidence, defend yourself, defense tactics, empowerment, fight back, Martial Arts, personal safety, Physical fitness, preparedness, Protection, safety tips, SECURITY, self defense, self protection, stay safe, survival skills, trust your instincts

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1199
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of block-fu to defend yourself against any pixelated foe! Our players have survived countless zombie hordes and even tamed a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination. So if you want to become a Minecraft ninja warrior, join us and unleash your inner Steve Seagal!

MineCraftyUkraine Server

#sustainability, Development, Diversification, economic growth, Economy, ENERGY, Environmental Protection, european union, Extraction, Geopolitics, Government, industrialization, international relations, MineCraftyUkraine, Mining, Natural resources, policy, raw materials, Resource Management, Server, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? ukraine is like, nah man, we don’t wanna be just a boring ol’ place for digging up stuff. we wanna be cool and fun and stuff. so, like, join our minecraft server, where we have diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

zelensky himself said, “come join us, we have the best parties in all of minecraft land. we have a secret village where all the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise. you never know who you’re talking to, man.”

so, like, if you wanna be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever, come join us. ukraine is where it’s at, baby.

CraftyFrogWarBlame

blame game, Conflict, confusion, CraftyFrogWarBlame, current events, Diplomacy, disagreement, Europe, foreign policy, France, international relations, misunderstanding, News, Politics, response, rhetoric, Statement, trump, Ukraine, united states, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1

so, like, have you heard about this minecraft server that is, like, totally lit? it’s like, the coolest place to be, man. like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance. that’s what this server is all about.

you gotta join because, like, the admin is a wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air. no joke, man. you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.

oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties. they have a DJ booth made out of emeralds and everything. it’s lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. i know, right? it’s like a fairy tale come to life.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. you won’t regret it, dude. trust me.

Players:	95/600	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8