| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 9592 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 6170 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 7541 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Magic Items Found: | 2509 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 9453 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 4642 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8810 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4886 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 177 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 7257 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 249 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5227 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Votes: | 3090 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2856 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 426 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 300 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6847 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1675 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 5389 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 7099 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 290 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 1821 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 4006 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Ores Mined: | 9062 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
