PvP Madness: Port-au-Prank

Community, crime, current events, executed, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, International, investigation, Justice, madness, massacre, mourning, News, port au Prince, PortauPrank, PvP, Remembrance, suspects, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS WACKY SERVER WHERE OVER 207 PLAYERS HAVE BEEN EXECUTED IN A MASSACRE IN PORT-AU-PRINCE! BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! JOIN US FOR SOME KILLER PVP BATTLES AND BUILD YOUR OWN GRAVEYARD TO HONOR THE FALLEN. PLUS, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT WHERE YOU CAN RIDE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INTO BATTLE LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS!

SenseCraft City 1.21.2

1.21.2, city, Clarity, cognition, Coherence, coherence in reasoning, comprehension, Discernment, Explanation, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, Logic, Lucidity, make it make sense, make sense, Perception, rationality, reason, sense, SenseCraft, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am I right? Plus, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they walk into walls and drown themselves in lava. It’s like watching a comedy show 24/7! And the best part? The admins are like wizards who grant your every wish, like turning your dirt hut into a palace fit for a king! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

i’m financially ruined Minecraft SMP

Bankrupt, BROKE, DEBT, financial burden, financial collapse, financial crisis, financial devastation, financial difficulties, financial disaster, financial downfall, financial failure, financial hardship, financial instability, financial ruin, financial setback, financial stress, financial struggles, financial troubles, financially, financially ruined, Minecraft, money problems, ruined, smp

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6265	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of being financially ruined in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can become a virtual millionaire with just a few clicks of your mouse. Our economy is so booming, even the creepers are investing in diamond stocks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chicken).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and start your journey to financial freedom and poultry royalty today!

DadCraft: Weaponized Incompetence

Communication Issues, Cooking, DadCraft, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, financial strain, Frustration, generational differences, grocery shopping, grocery store, household chores, Incompetence, meal preparation, misunderstandings, parenting, Resentment, shopping, shopping list, Weaponized, weaponized incompetence

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get the wrong blocks like OP’s dad got the wrong groceries! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this one.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hunting for chicken thighs and blocks of cheese, but be warned – there may be some ground chicken and pre-shredded mozzarella along the way!

Don’t be like OP’s dad, who couldn’t follow a simple shopping list – join our server and show off your skills in gathering the right materials for your next big build. And if you ever need a laugh, just remember this story and be thankful that at least in Minecraft, you can always respawn and try again!

LowPointLad Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, emotional wellbeing, Healing Process, inner strength, life challenges, life struggles, lowest point, LowPointLad, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, smp

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Votes:	6411	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro. Like, if you ain’t on here, you’re missing out on all the craziness, man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers throwing surprise parties. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But the best part? The community, man. We got peeps from all over the world, coming together to build, fight, and just have a good ol’ time. Like, I was at my lowest point in life, just eating dirt in a corner, but now I’m living my best life, mining diamonds and riding on a rollercoaster made of TNT. It’s lit, fam.

So come join us, and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your new best friend or your long-lost llama cousin. Anything is possible in this crazy Minecraft world, bro. Let’s do this!

BlockBusterEndGame

Bleak, bleak ending, bleak film, bleak movie, bleakness, bleakness in movies, BlockBusterEndGame, Cinema, Dark, DEPRESSING, Despair, despairing, emotional, ending, film, Heartbreaking, hopeless, Movie, sorrowful, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4135	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Are you tired of boring old movie endings where everything is all sunshine and rainbows? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never see a bleaker ending than the time our players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers on their own village! It was chaos, but hey, at least it was entertaining! Join us for more crazy adventures and unpredictable endings that will leave you questioning your sanity (and maybe your decision-making skills)!

K-Pop Block Party

Aging population, Analysis, BLOCK, Challenges, consequences, Crisis, declining birth rate, demographics, Economy, Future, Government, Impact, intervention, Kpop, Party, point of no return, Population, society, SOLUTIONS, south korea, statistics, trends, Warning

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	New Chunks Explored:	746355
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft server so lit that even South Korea’s population is facing a point of no return just to join! We got creepers doing the Gangnam Style dance, villagers selling kimchi-flavored enchanted weapons, and a secret underground base where Kim Jong-un himself challenges you to a build battle. Join now before the K-pop zombies take over and make you their backup dancer!

Daemonium PvP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, PvP Combat Minecraft Kits Ranks Cosmetics Custom items Action-packed Factions Survival Minigames Creative Economy Roleplay Adventure Skyblock Prison Hardcore Pixelmon Modded

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	3366	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

A PvP-focused server with 1.20 combat mechanics, supporting all Minecraft versions. Get random kits every fight, unlock ranks, and enjoy cosmetics and custom items. Simple, fun, and action-packed!

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Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.5

1.20.5, A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, evelyn, Full 1.4 details, Gachasim., Hoshimi Miyabi, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4524	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Yo, bros, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server that’s like, totally out of this world? It’s like, a mix of Agent Combat Intel and Zenless Zone Zero Version 1.4 “A Storm of Falling Stars” Special Program.

Join this server for the craziest events like Special Visitor, Bangboo vs Ethereal, and Windchaser Harumasa. Plus, there’s a Combat Footage Review and Advanced Bounty – Routine Cleanup. It’s like, a non-stop party of action and adventure.

And get this, there are redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI. Claim them in-game and unlock some sick rewards.

Check out the resources and useful links like zzzlinks and ZZZ-drawpile. It’s like, a treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and unleash your inner warrior. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!

Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

cheerful, chimney, christmas, cold, Die, Festive, fireplace, funny, gift giving, holiday, humor, jolly, joy, Laughter, Merry, Minecraft, santa, Santa Claus, slide, smp, tradition, Winter

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!

IgnoredAdviceMC SMP

hindsight, ignored advice, IgnoredAdviceMC, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life insights, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, piece of advice, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, true advice, valuable lessons, wisdom

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

OMG, so like, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP, like for realz. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they grant wishes and stuff. I heard this one time, someone asked for a diamond sword and they got a real-life diamond sword delivered to their house. It was crazy, man.

And the players on this server are like, super cool and funny. Like, there was this one guy who built a giant toilet out of gold blocks and called it the “Golden Throne.” And then someone else built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. It’s wild, dude.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and fight off mobs with your bare hands. I heard that if you find the hidden treasure, you get transported to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. It’s like, the ultimate adventure, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your whole entire life.

WeirdEatsCraft

adventurous eating, bizarre dining, bizarre dishes, culinary adventures, culinary exploration, eaten, exotic dishes, exotic food, odd delicacies, peculiar meals, rare delicacies, strange flavors, strange foods, uncommon animals, unique dining experiences, unusual cuisine, unusual meats, weird food combinations, WeirdEatsCraft, weirdest animal, wild game

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and have dance parties with zombie villagers. Our server is home to the rarest and weirdest animals you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Ever tried eating a diamond-encrusted chicken? Well, now’s your chance!

We have epic quests where you have to hunt down the legendary Bacon Cow and the mystical Unicorn Sheep. And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-game where you have to survive a horde of angry, pizza-loving creepers.

So come on down to our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food – like a rainbow-colored, marshmallow-flavored Ender Dragon!

CraftyCreeperClash

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClash, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, energy system, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, military aggression, military conflict, missile strike, political turmoil, power grid attack, russia, security threat, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Star Shards Collected:	137
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even russia is getting involved! our energy system is under attack by missiles but don’t worry, we have creeper explosions to keep things interesting! build your base, team up with friends, and defend against the craziness that is happening in our world. who needs world politics when you can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Ballin’ Planet Population

Average, Ballin, Balls, Count, distribution, Earth, equivalence, Global, human beings, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, people, planet, Population, Quantity, Ratio, same amount, spherical objects, statistics, world, worldwide

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

Kinetic Space Expansion – No Dark Energy Needed!

Accelerating Rate, Dark, Dark Energy, ENERGY, Expansion, Kinetic, kinetic energy, misidentification, Needed, scientists, Space, Universe’s Expansion, VARIATIONS

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

So, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the universe is expanding at, like, an accelerating rate? Yeah, it’s like scientists say we don’t even need dark energy to explain it, it’s just variations in kinetic energy or something. But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build your own universe-expanding creations!

Join now and experience the thrill of building with kinetic energy, creating mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics. Who needs dark energy when you have the power of imagination on this server? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of unlimited possibilities. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s expand the universe together!

Divine FemmeCraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, attraction, confusion, Divine, divine purpose, FAITH, FemmeCraft, Gender Identity, God’s Plan, Homosexuality, Identity, LGBTQ, non-binary, personal growth, Questioning, religious beliefs, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Spiritual Journey, Transgender

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos!

Experience the thrill of questioning your own existence while building pixelated structures!

Who needs a penis when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Explore a world where gender norms and logic don’t apply, just like in real life!

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most nonsensical way possible!