PVP Hoelle | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Buildings Constructed:	11
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3750
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

EduCraft High School 1.21.3

1.21.3, academics, clubs, curriculum, education, educational system, EduCraft, Exams, extracurricular activities, Graduation, HIGH, high school, learning environment, peer pressure, School, school community, school culture, school facilities, school traditions, social life, sports, Students, teachers, teenage experience

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, so like, imagine high school but in Minecraft, bro. Like, you can build your own school and have epic battles in the cafeteria over who gets the last cookie.

Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.

Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.

So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

Announce trailer, booru, cytube, DC Comics Collaboration, general, General link compilation, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Mistletoe Edition, Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, smp, sonic, Sonic Christmas, Sonic comic scans, sonic game, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Teaser Trailer

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	116
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Towns Built:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from racing to rumbling, we’ve got it all! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running alongside Sonic himself.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic the Hedgehog 3 that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration – it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

Looking for some comic relief? We’ve got you covered with our Sonic comic scans and OC info. And if you’re feeling creative, hop on over to our Pixel World and show off your building skills.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that’s as fast, fun, and fabulous as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that is Sonic the Hedgehog General – join today and let the adventure begin!

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Farms Harvested:	262	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	4694
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Votes:	4576	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, Cheap, cost effective, Deal, Discounted, diy, economical, fixer upper, Fixes, frugal, handyman, low cost, Ready, refurbish, Repair, repaired, Restore, savings, secondhand, thrifty, Value

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

185.17.10.82, 2B2PLACE, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Explore, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, try to survive

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2

if 1 IP does not work, go to 2: 185.17.10.82:25594

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6497	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Potions Brewed:	67
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

Players:	92/700	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	170	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11