so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best, like, relationship with Putin, man. Trump himself, like, brags about it, like, all the time. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. and, like, while hosting Zelensky, they were, like, talking about how awesome this server is. so, like, if you wanna be part of, like, this epicness, you gotta join, man. it’s, like, out of this world, dude. come join the fun, bro!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Crops Grown: 5063
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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