putinwarnsmcserver | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

New Minecraft Servers

So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got Putin chillin’ with us, talkin’ ’bout providing long-range weapons to strike Western targets. Like, how crazy is that? You can be part of this epic world domination plan, just by joining our server.

Imagine, you’re mining some diamonds and Putin himself pops up in the chat like “Hey, wanna launch a missile at the Eiffel Tower?” And you’re like, “Heck yeah, Putin, let’s do this!”

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So come join us, and let’s conquer the world together. Putin-approved, baby!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
New Chunks Explored:	748136	Divine Spears Created:	10

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Votes:	5600
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mines Excavated:	4971	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3670	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7790	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Towns Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mines Excavated:	1180
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	24
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ores Mined:	4548
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Love Letters Sent:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	New Chunks Explored:	429551
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Crops Grown:	2664	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!