Putin’sCraftyPrank | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MasterRealm

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Loot, MasterRealm, Minigames, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, semi anarchy, server discord, server ip, Survival, survival server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Master Realm Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Anarchy World with Vanilla++
Challenge Elitemobs
Slimefun Crafting
Cross-Platform Support
Vanilla World Border

FAQ

Q: What are the rules on Master Realm?

A: The rules are simple – No XRAY, No Hacks. Play fair and enjoy the challenge!

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play on the server?

A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome to join the chaos on Master Realm.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP: 194.153.216.145:25573 to connect and claim your spot!

Q: Is there a Discord server for Master Realm?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GqdNzxg77W

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3833	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Crops Grown:	9226	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	61
Emeralds Found:	6142	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchantments Applied:	65
Void Gems Collected:	33	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Animals Bred:	116	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	74
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Potions Brewed:	106

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Items Found:	1777
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1913	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ores Mined:	8509
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Divine Spears Created:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Towns Built:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ores Mined:	3969	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Potions Brewed:	93	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Players:	101/300	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Villages Defended:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0