Putin’s YawnCraft Defense

Conflict, Defense, Defense Minister, defense ministry, defense strategy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, germany, global affairs, international relations, Military, military preparedness, military response, nato, political tensions, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, war threat, yawn, YawnCraft

so, like, u know how germany’s defense minister was all like, yawn to putin’s war threat? well, that’s basically how we feel about boring minecraft servers. come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know it’s gonna be lit. don’t be a snooze fest like putin, come join the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Crops Grown:	7830	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Villages Defended:	5
Star Shards Collected:	241	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Gravelcraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP

The new Minecraft server Gravelcraft.nl. Free to join (no whitelist).

Features: – Factions – Survival – Creative

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Empire Craft | Towny SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Empire Craft

Here’s a few things we offer: McMMO, Player Warps, Player Economy, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks Using In-Game Money…

We do our best to keep this community a friendly place. If you’re looking for a fun survival server, then gives ours a shot 🙂

Hope to see you soon!

play.empire-craft.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Emeralds Found:	1547
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1919	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EDO’S WORLD

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	143
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Zealanderville

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a friendly, survival server with helpful staff and a great community. Our server features a few fun extras such as; mcmmo, mypet, jobs,auctions,and several different PVP arena (mob,regular and class PVP). We also have some fun minigames: kickin’ chicken, spleef, and a COD spin-off.

Stop by and say HI! Happy playing The Z-Team!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Alien Abductions:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EpicCraft

Welcome to EpicCraft The realism server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WeBuildCrap

We are a Bukkit based PVE survival server. We also have a creative world and are working on a gameworld that will include a hunger games arena. But this is far from vanilla. This is a fairly small server where everyone is quite helpful. We have a large variety of Plugins ranging from protecting your land, animals, and self to mods that make the game more challanging, as well as an economy fueled by users buying and selling to eachother. We highly encourage towns and user built things. Check out our forums for more information at www.webuildcrap.com We look forward to meeting you!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Dragons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cloudcreeper Minecraft

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Emeralds Found:	433	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	1002

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ActionPVP – Minigames

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Here at ActionPVP we didn’t just want to build a Minecraft server, we wanted to build a community of PVP’ers. So we put together a team of great coders and set out on building a fully custom plugin and website to support our dream of an easy friendly place to jump in and play PVP matches at any time.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	94	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TownCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

TownCraft is a community driven SMP Server. Player run economy with an item based currency, player run towns and shops, fun plugins such as McMMO, and much more! Server was created in 2011 and ran up until 2015. The server was offline until 2022. Now I have rebuilt the server from the ground up and am excited to share it with the public!

We function a bit differently than “Towny” servers. We do not use towny, but rather Grief Defender with the RealEstate addon. This allows for very customizable towns and plots that can be sold, leased, or rented. All plots are protected. To encourage living in a town, raiding is allowed in the wild. Living in towns will have benefits such as local shops, protection from PvP and raiding, and creating friends! Now you may build and live in the wild but you may be raided or killed! Anyone can become a “mayor” and given a special role that can create a town claim and plots. For more details checkout the website or ask in game!

Basic rules No cheating / exploits No racism, homophobia, sexism, or any other type of disrespect. No swearing. TownCraft is welcome to members of all ages, profanity is censored. Don’t be rude.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

InfiniteMC Overpowered Raiding 1.7.2

★Features★

– MCPVP Teams – MCPVP Trackers – MCPVP Go Warps – MCPVP Spawn Protection

Well, please join us now, we are growing really fast! This is the best server. Please like the post so we can get at Most Liked. We also have a server website. You can always visit our website for the latest news and updates. Please go to www.hc-infinitemc.enjin.com

IP: pvp.infinityraids.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlatyCast

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Hermitcraft-like server! The server focuses on vanilla similar to how Hermitcraft is but with plugins to make it easier and without any griefing.

Come play survival!! The server is 24/7 and is always updated with the latest build of spigot and plugins. We also have custom plugins!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	1560
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

GameChatWorld

A friendly, no nonsense server, with regular members and helpful staff. Server is survival so you can pick out any open part of the world and start building. Worried about grief? No need to worry, just inform the nearest staff member and they will punish the wrongdoer and roll back any damage done!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

northern Realms

– Welcome to Northern Realms MC. We are proud to anounce the grand Re-opening of the long awaited peaceful, economy based, Towny server known as Northern Realms. We are the third generation in a long line of past PvP Towny servers, Hardcore PvP Faction servers, and now as a Family Friendly Economy based Towny Server. The staff of the server have been working on this server for a long time now, and are finally releasing the IP to the public ( 69.175.124.76 ).

– Come and check out the servers amazing spawn built by many people including Jonnyboy838, Khrysteen1973, Maalur, Codebomb, Pumpumrasta, daabest1. We encourage many new players to join and ask questions if you need help. You will find that you will be able to progress quickly in the world of Minecraft with the help of not only the staff, but everyone else on the server as well.

– If you have any questions before joining, or while on the server, or just want to chat, feel free to log onto the Teamspeak 3 server and talk to all of us here at Northern Realms ( ts43.gamespeak.com:9269 ) as we always have someone on to talk. We will soon be having drop parties of items once we start getting a steady flow of people (P.S: They will be epic!!).

– We hope to see you all very soon. From all of us over at Northern Realms, we hope you have a wonderful time.

All of the above and much more at Northern Realms!63.209.37.233:9111 ) as we always have someone on to talk. We will soon be having drop parties of items once we start getting a steady flow of people (P.S: They will be awesome :3).

We hope to see you all very soon. From all of us over at Northern Realms, we hope you have a wonderful time.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Emeralds Found:	185	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Warzonedefenders

Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Minecraft “First Person Shooter” Server Host:join.warzonedefenders.com Website: http://warzonedefenders.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

WolfCraft

Economy

WolfCraft

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crops Grown:	2545	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.