New Minecraft Servers

Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

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  • CraftyDadJokes

    CraftyDadJokes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SpyCraft: SwissCheeseGoneWild

    SpyCraft: SwissCheeseGoneWild

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    OMG u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of craziness! We got pigs flying, llamas doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Swiss citizens in Iran are dying to join! They say the mobs are so fierce and the dungeons are so challenging that it’s like a spy thriller in Minecraft form! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LA Accent Swap Server

    LA Accent Swap Server

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    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the whole wide world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… On this server, pigs can fly! That’s right, you heard me! Pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And that’s not all, folks! We’ve got talking cows that spit out diamonds instead of milk. Can you believe it? I know, I know, it’s mind-blowing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the most epic builder in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it that he once built an entire castle using only one hand while blindfolded. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a build-off and maybe even earn his respect (if you’re lucky).

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night at midnight? Yeah, that’s right. We’ve got skeletons breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and creepers dropping sick beats. It’s a party you don’t want to miss, my friend.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Capy World 💫

    Capy World 💫

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    Capy World Minecraft Server

    Feature Description
    New World No world resets. Newly launched on January 1st.
    Shopping District Run your own shop or enjoy the diamond-based economy.
    Active Staff Staff available to help with any issues or questions.
    Fly Allows flying after 2 weeks of playtime.
    No Mob Griefing Mob griefing disabled to protect builds.
    Peace of Mind Build protection and item restoration.
    Events & Movie Nights Weekly movie nights and frequent Minecraft events.
    Heads Plus Collect mob heads as currency for decoration.

    FAQs

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join our Discord through the link in our bio or message us for the link. Verify and fill out the whitelist application in the whitelist channel.

    Q: Is the server 18+ only?

    A: Yes, we are looking for long-term players who are 18 and older.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive community environment.

    Q: Can I run my own shop in the shopping district?

    A: Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops in the shopping district.

    Q: How often are events and movie nights held?

    A: Events and movie nights are held every week. Check the schedule in our Discord for specific dates and times.

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  • Eternal Union 1.21.2

    Eternal Union 1.21.2

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    Yo, bro, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! We’re talking about testing your wife or girlfriend’s loyalty by sending her snap, ig, disc, teleg, or phone number to icemancomethL8.

    Join us for some wild adventures and see if your significant other can resist the temptation of our epic Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Who knows what kind of drama will unfold when you put your relationship to the ultimate test in the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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