so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
Magic Items Found: 7474 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Potions Brewed: 106

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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