so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

New Minecraft Server
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