so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Magic Items Found: 1536
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
Epic Battles Fought: 13 Magic Crystals Found: 23
Astral Projections Made: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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