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Biden’s Blocky Battles Minecraft Server

arms deal, Battles, biden, Bidens, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense budget, defense cooperation, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, JSOW, military aid, military alliance, military equipment, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, Patriot munitions, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, US$8 billion aid, weapons

u know what’s better than weapons? MINECRAFT! come join our server and escape the chaos of the real world with some good ol’ block building fun! forget about Biden and his billions, come chill with us and build a house made entirely of diamonds! who needs JSOW and Patriot munitions when u have a diamond sword and a pet creeper, amirite? join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory! #minecraftforlife #diamondsareforever #forgetaboutbiden

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

OlymBANned: Israel’s Epic Win

Achievements, banned, coding, Competition, computer science, consequences, controversy, decision, Dispute, Epic, Excellence, future participation, Global Event, informatics olympiad, International, Israel, Israels, OlymBANned, programming, rules, sanctions, talented students, Technology, WIN

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like winning the informatics olympiad but then getting banned for being too damn good. like, we don’t play by the rules here, we break ’em with our mad skills and crazy builds. join us if you wanna be part of the most epic and chaotic minecraft community ever. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, i promise.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Balance: Advancement vs Preservation

#sustainability, advancement, balance, Balancing, challenge, CHANGE, cost effective, Crafty, Development, Ethics, Future, growth, hidden cost, Impact, innovation, preservation, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, society, Technology, Value

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TALKING SHEEP, BABY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL DIAMOND ARMOR FOR CHEAP! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKEN BOSS THAT DROPS GOLDEN APPLES LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS!

SO, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Neolithic Oasis – Oued Beht

Ancient civilization, ancient civilizations, ancient cultures, ancient farming techniques, ancient societies, Archaeological excavation, Archaeological Findings, archaeological survey, Beht, cultural history, farming society, historical discovery, historical research, historical significance, Mediterranean prehistory, morocco, Neolithic, Neolithic settlement, Neolithic society, North Africa, Oasis, Oued, Oued Beht, prehistoric era, prehistoric society

OMG GUYS, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?!?! IT’S LIKE DIS COVERED NEOLITHIC SOCIETY IN OUED BEHT, MOROCCO BUT IN MINECRAFT FORM!!!!

JOIN DIS SERVER AND DISCOVER A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF BLOCKY ADVENTURE, WHERE YOU CAN BE A FARMING SOCIETY FROM 3400-2900 BC!!!! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, YOU CAN BE A NEOLITHIC FARMER IN MINECRAFT, HOW COOL IS DAT?!?!

SHED NEW LIGHT ON NORTH AFRICA’S ROLE IN MEDITERRANEAN PREHISTORY BY JOINING DIS SERVER AND BUILDING EPIC FARMS AND ANCIENT STRUCTURES!!!! WHO NEEDS ARCHAEOLOGY WHEN YOU CAN JUST PLAY MINECRAFT, AMIRITE?!?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN DIS SERVER, BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER CRAZY DISCOVERIES YOU’LL MAKE IN THE BLOCKY WORLD OF MINECRAFT?!?! LET’S GET DIGGING, Y’ALL!!!! 🤪🤣🤣🤣

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Big Blocky Bunch – Minecraft Server

big, blocky, bunch, Chuuba birthday calendar, ducks, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, non-english vtubers, OC material, Server, Twitch Clips, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, viewer count, virtual reality, VOD archival, vtuber community, vtuber swarm, vtuber threads, youtube equivalent

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further, because this server is for indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why settle for the mainstream when you can hang out with the cool kids who are slightly less popular?

Got a vtuber crush with only 499 viewers? Don’t worry, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here! We’re all about supporting the underdogs, even if they’re just one member corpo with less than 1000 CCV.

Check out our /lig/ Numbers website to see who’s hot and who’s not in the indie vtuber scene. And don’t forget to spin the /lig/ Wheel of Names for a chance to win… well, nothing really, but it’s fun!

Join now for a chance to celebrate chuuba birthdays, exchange Koikatsu cards (SEEEEEEEEEX), and discuss all things vtuber-related. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a duck or two on our server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the virtual world!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FANTOM LINK Minecraft SMP GODS

Altcoin, Analysis, Blockchain, comparison, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Fantom, FTM, Gods, growth, investing, Link, long-term investment., market, Minecraft, Performance, price, profit, smp, strategy, Trading, trend

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic SMP out there!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the diamonds on our server are actually made of pure gold, and the zombies drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous loot. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DressCraft: FlatterMeFabulously

body flaunting, body positivity, body shaming, bridesmaid drama, bridesmaid etiquette, DressCraft, family conflict, fashion choices, FlatterMeFabulously, floor length dress, navy blue dress, off the shoulder sleeves, postpartum body, self-confidence, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister drama, tight waist, wedding attire, wedding dress, wedding planning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that your blocky avatar must wear navy blue dresses! Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But speaking of ridiculous, let me tell you about the time I (21f) became a bridesmaid for my sister’s (30f) wedding.

So my sister got engaged after getting pregnant, and she’s all stressed out about the wedding. She demanded all the bridesmaids wear navy blue dresses, so I went out and got this stunning dress that accentuated my waist and made me feel like a Minecraft model. When I showed it to her, she freaked out and accused me of trying to steal her spotlight. Like, sis, I’m just trying to look good for the creepers, okay?

Long story short, she banned me from the wedding because my dress was too “skimpy” for her postpartum body. But hey, I’m not returning this dress, it cost me diamonds! So if you want to join a Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion, come on over. Just leave your navy blue dresses at home, okay?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NudeFam Minecraft SMP

acceptance, body positivity, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, culture, family, Individuality, Minecraft, norms, NudeFam, nudity, Open-mindedness, Opinions, personal beliefs, privacy, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, smp, social constructs, Taboos, VALUES

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our SMP is all about pushing boundaries and breaking taboos! We encourage nudity within our Minecraft families because why should pixels have to wear clothes? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous skins and hilarious hijinks. Who knows, you might even find your long lost pixelated cousin and have a family reunion like no other! So come on, join our server and let your Minecraft family flag fly!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockyHeartbreaks

BlockyHeartbreaks, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional trauma, Grief, Heartache, Heartbreaking, heartbreaking situation, hurtful moment, painful experience, painful memory, sorrow, sorrowful moment, Suffering, tragic event, Trauma, traumatic experience, Witness, witnessing hurt, witnessing pain, witnessing suffering

Have you ever seen a creeper blow up someone’s meticulously built house right before their eyes? Or watched as someone accidentally fell into a pit of lava with all their diamond gear? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll witness even more epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of shenanigans. Who needs drama in real life when you can experience all the madness in the virtual world? So come on, join us and prepare for the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

artillery, Attack, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern front, international relations, Invasion, KremlinCraft, kyiv, Losses, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, russia, Russian army, Server, Troops, Ukraine, Vehicles, War

LOL come join this epic minecraft server where russia loses 1,400 troops, 71 artillery, and 159 vehicles in ONE DAY! kyiv is lit af on this server, you gotta see it to believe it! we got crazy battles, explosions, and chaos everywhere! join now and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #russialoses #kyivminecraftmadness

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NukeCraftFunTime

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, danger, Defense, escalation, Government, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, NukeCraftFunTime, president, putin, russia, Safety, SECURITY, threat, Ukraine, War, world news, Zelensky

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff? well, on this server, u gotta protect ur nuclear plants from russia! they be tryna attack and u gotta be the hero to stop them! join now to save the world from a radioactive disaster! plus, we got flying pigs and dancing llamas, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, be a hero and have some fun at the same time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Planet PlopCraft

astronomical discovery, astronomical observation, astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, celestial body, Cosmic Discovery, discovery, earth-like planet, Exoplanet, Future, planet, planetary orbit, planetary science, PlopCraft, potential habitability, scientific research, solar system, Space discovery, space exploration, stellar evolution, Universe, white dwarf

so, like, imagine this, right? we found this crazy planet orbiting a white dwarf star, like, what even is that? but get this, it’s just like earth, but, like, way cooler. there’s, like, diamonds everywhere and the pigs can fly, man. it’s, like, a sneak peek into the future of our solar system, but, like, way more fun. so, come join us on this wild ride and explore this wacky planet with us. who knows what kind of adventures we’ll have, dude. it’s gonna be, like, out of this world, literally.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Block Party Minecraft Server

29K2IX1AGd0ACxJL, 8qfbNwpIBbw, BLOCK, level5, LEVEL5 TGS 2024, Minecraft, Party, Server, youtube live

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on a wild adventure through Level 5 of the TGS 2024 tournament where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have a dance-off with a creeper!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco Ball, where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Netherworld, where you can challenge the fearsome Ender Dragon to a game of chess!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Jobless Steve Minecraft SMP

Identity, inner peace, Jobless, material possessions, Minecraft, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, smp, societal expectations, steve

Are you tired of being defined by your job, your bank account, or the car you drive? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where none of that matters!

Here, you can be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a block-building wizard, a llama whisperer, or a potato farmer. The possibilities are endless! And who needs a wallet when you can trade diamonds and emeralds instead?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of dancing chickens who hold the key to unlimited riches. Will you be the one to uncover their feathered secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover a world where your true self can shine – no job titles or bank statements required!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1805	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CheaterCraft, Cheating, cousin, dyslexia, education, Friend, ipad, Job, Minecraft, nursing program, personal iPad, Preparation, PRESSURE, Program, re-test, refusal, scheme, Server, study materials, study time, TEAS test, test

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and make you think on your feet? Look no further than our server, where we make sure you’re prepared for any challenge that comes your way!

Join our server and experience the thrill of troubleshooting in real-time, just like the OP did with their friend’s TEAS test. Can you figure out the solution before time runs out and you have to leave to pick up your kids? Only the most skilled players will prevail!

But that’s not all – we also offer study materials for our server, so you can prepare for any task that comes your way. And if you need a break from studying, you can always recruit a friend or cousin to help you out, just like the OP’s friend did.

So if you’re looking for a server that will test your problem-solving skills, make you think on your feet, and maybe even help you pass a test or two, then join us today! Just remember, don’t forget to study for at least six weeks before you log on – you never know what challenges await you.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2