so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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