so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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