so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 New Chunks Explored: 226885
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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