Putin’s Secret Sons Minecraft Server

Affair, Alina Kabaeva, children, confirmation, family, gossip, Journalists, Kremlin, Minecraft, News, Paternity, Politics, putin, Putins, relationship, Rumors, russia, russian president, scandal, secret, secret sons, Server, Sons, speculation, tabloid

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Towns Built:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ores Mined:	6773	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. We got Putin’s secret sons playing here, like, for real. They’re building the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, like, straight outta a spy movie. And get this, they’re training their pet bears to fight off any griefers who dare to mess with their stuff. It’s like a Russian mafia meets Minecraft kind of vibe, you know? So if you wanna be part of this crazy world of intrigue and danger, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free snacks on Tuesdays. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join us, comrade!

Sky High Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Farms Harvested:	234	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Void Gems Collected:	33
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Crops Grown:	1071
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	557991	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8353
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Crops Grown:	7294
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Runes Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Star Shards Collected:	198
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

Tax EvasionCraft

civil disobedience, economic collapse, EvasionCraft, financial crisis, government revenue, IRS, Tax, tax evasion, tax evasion consequences, tax evasion penalties, tax evasion punishment, tax laws, tax protest

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ores Mined:	4611	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

– Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

Bored Attention Superpower

Attention, attention span, bored, brain power, cognitive skills, concentration, digital age, Focus, information overload, intelligence, learning, memorize information, mental abilities, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, near future, Pay attention, productivity, SUPERPOWER, Superpowers, Technology

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

baby, blocky, boom, Edition, ivf

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have fresh embryo transfers for all the ladies with low chances of IVF success! Our frozen embryo group may have lower pregnancy rates, but who needs that when you can have a fresh embryo for that extra oomph!

Join us and experience the thrill of transferring embryos like never before! Our crazy stories will have you laughing till you cry, and our insane reasons to join will have you hooked for life! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Let’s get this party started!