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Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

childhood memories, Datapack, drawing chunks, gameplay, high complexity, invite friends, long games, maximum vanilla, new decorations, new dispenser options, No commands, no degradation, no kit starts, no limit on worlds, no private parties, No Sethomes, no shops, no teleports, no weddings, No Wipes, no work, positive emotions, Survival, Unique, unique mechanics, Vanilla, Version 1.21.

HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2016	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

High Cuddle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

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Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Did They Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3052
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

16 chunks, Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Develop yourself, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Low donations, no fly, No GOD, No OP, No pvp, No Wipes, Open stores, Perfect Survival, Private land, Russian translation, Web map

The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crops Grown:	2857
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5189
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Star Shards Collected:	268
Dragon Eggs Found:	5457	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Endless Night Skies:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Latin Block Party Minecraft Server

American whites, BLOCK, concept of bleaching, ethnicity, Identity, ITALIANS, latin, Latin Americans, Minecraft, Party, Race, racial classification, racial discrimination, racial diversity, Racial equality, racial hierarchy, racial identity, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial privilege, racial representation, racial stereotypes, Server, social constructs, whiteness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18