Putin’s Pixelated Pals: Day 822 of Russia’s 3-Day Minecraft Military Training Camp

Putins, Russias, global security, Conflict, Training

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have survived day 822 of Russia’s 3-day special military operation! Join us for some epic PvP battles, where you can fight off Russian soldiers with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t worry, we’ve built a secret bunker in the game where you can hide from any incoming airstrikes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of mutant creepers that drop double the amount of gunpowder. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the abandoned mineshaft, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of enchanted golden apples that give you super strength.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun in Minecraft!

ZipTieCraft Minecraft Server

pet abuse, RAGE, mental health issues, ziptie, ZipTieCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you rage like never before? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and adrenaline-fueled gameplay.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a creeper blows it all up. But wait, there’s more! Your fellow players will test your limits with their pranks and shenanigans, making sure you never have a dull moment.

And if that’s not enough, we have a special event where you can save virtual kittens from evil ziptie-wielding players. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.

So come on, join our server and unleash your inner rage in the most hilarious way possible. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise).

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WatchRageCraft

parenting challenges, lack of support, parenting, WatchRageCraft, anger management

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a reason to join? Well, how about this – our server is so epic, it can cure the flu! Yes, that’s right, just by logging on and playing, you and your kids will be on the mend in no time.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can find lost watches with just a click of a mouse. No need to wake up your spouse at ungodly hours, just hop on and start your quest for the missing timepiece. And if your spouse does happen to wake you up for a watch-finding mission, don’t worry – we have a special “Watch Hunt” mini-game where you can practice your searching skills without any real-life consequences.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be losing sleep over is how much fun you’re having! Join now and let the blocky madness begin!

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PhoneAddictMC SMP

phone habits, phone addiction test, phone addiction quiz, excessive phone use, phone addiction help

Bro, do you even Minecraft? This SMP is like the holy grail of blocky adventures. We got diamond armor for days, creepers that do the cha-cha slide, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have every Tuesday at high noon. So if you’re tired of staring at your phone all day, come join us and get lost in a world where the only notifications you’ll be getting are from villagers asking for emeralds. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions.

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GreenLightGang: Rollin’ & Savin’

car behavior, traffic habits, intersection behavior, driving techniques, efficient driving

Are you tired of wasting precious seconds waiting for the light to turn green? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to wait for anything again! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly moving forward, just like those impatient drivers. Who needs red lights when you can have non-stop action and adventure in the virtual world?

Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re always one step ahead of everyone else. No more boring downtime, just pure adrenaline and excitement around every corner. So why waste time at a red light when you could be speeding through our server, breaking records and making memories that will last a lifetime? Join us now and never look back (unless you’re checking for creepers sneaking up on you)!

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Zelenskyy’s Block Party

BLOCK, security council, Withdrawal, Diplomacy, territorial dispute

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a whole army of troops ready to battle it out on the february 2022 line! zelenskyy himself is leading the charge, riding a giant chicken into battle and wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!

if you want to witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history, then join us now! we have custom weapons, armor, and even flying pigs that drop loot when you defeat them.

don’t miss out on the action and excitement, join our server now and help zelenskyy defeat the russian troops once and for all!

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