Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!
