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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
Villages Defended: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 4938 Divine Scrolls Written: 17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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