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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Towns Built: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Gods Slained: 1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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