so like, u know how zelenskyy be talkin to india like “yo, if u stop importing russian oil, putin gonna be like whaaat?” well, on our minecraft server, we got a whole lotta oil, like more oil than saudi arabia, bro. so if u wanna mess with putin and make him face challenges, come join our server and we’ll show him who’s boss. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to the moon. yea, u heard me right, we got a freakin moon portal. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make putin cry like a lil baby.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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