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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 3393 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3946 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.
And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.
So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!