Pee Stream River Dolphins

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Crops Grown:	1121
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimension Hops:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Potions Brewed:	152
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

OpAnarchy Prison

Community, Economy, Encourage, Enjoyable, Enjoyable Experience, Friendly staff, Fun, Helpful, Helpful Staff, host, inquire, Lag-free, new players, Opanarchy, Prison, prison server, respectful, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, try out

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	123
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.

play.opanarchy.net:25659

Torrent Network

Arenas, Custom Armor, Duels, Exports, Factions, Fishing system, Gem economy, Guild system, Honor system, Imports, king of the hill, legendary armor, Movecraft, Multiple Currencies, Network, passion updates., player reporting, Player Shops, Politics, Raids, Stealing Allowed, Tools, torrent

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

Features:

Survival:

– An awesome tight-knit community and a real survival experience

– Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes

– Quests with custom storylines and lore including boss fights!

– Fully integrated economy system with player shops

– Custom armor and tools

– Anti-grief systems and world districts to explore

SkyFactions (Launches June):

– Skyblock; with some twists

– The ability to raid other islands!

– Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more

– Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

Lifesteal:

– Quests & jobs

– Epic PvP with teams/clans

– Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools

– King of the Hill

– Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system

– Custom honor/reputation system with player reporting. Guild system is planned!

– Duels & Arenas

– Custom fishing system

– Griefing and stealing allowed!

Come to Torrent Network, your new home server! This server has everything you need and is constantly being updated with passion. Hope to see you there at torrentsmp.com

Crystal Kingdom Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, crystal, gender, Identity, Individuality, Kingdom, Personal, Pronouns, Quests, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-assertion, self-definition, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identification, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	137	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience a wild ride through a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to explore new dimensions, battle epic bosses, and build the craziest structures you can think of.

And don’t even get me started on the community – we’ve got players from all over the world, each with their own unique playstyle and sense of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is fun, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just make sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

EatCraft Server – Minecraft Server

Acid Reflux, Cancer, chemotherapy, doctor’s orders, EatCraft, fast food, healing, health, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, Minecraft, movies, Nausea, nutrition, obesity, Ovary, REST, Server, Soda, surgery, tumor, Worried

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7070	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4316	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the healing power of virtual blocks! Join us and build your way to health and happiness, just like my daughter f21 is building her way through BEP chemo.

On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?

Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.

Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.

AutisticCraft: Uncle Edition

autism, AutisticCraft, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crush, Edition, emotional intelligence, emotional outburst, explosive anger, family dynamics, friendship, hurtful behavior, Jealousy, long-standing issues, patience, personal boundaries, regret, Resentment, self reflection, uncle, Understanding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like the protagonist in this wild story. From crushes on family members to explosive arguments, our server offers a unique blend of chaos and entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Dive into the drama and join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as the one described above!

ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP

being late, dumb excuses, ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP, funny excuses, lame excuses, late arrival, late for appointment, late for class, late for date, late for deadline, late for event, late for interview, late for meeting, late for presentation, late for school, late for work, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, tardiness, true excuses, unbelievable excuses

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mines Excavated:	4240
Love Letters Sent:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6257

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this!

CoupCraft2020

abuse of power, Accountability, authoritarianism, consequences, coup attempt, CoupCraft2020, Democracy, fbi, Government, insurrection, investigation, Jan 6th case, Justice, justice system, law enforcement, Manipulation, political corruption, RESPONSIBILITY, RETALIATION, trump

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server where we have FBI agents running around trying to catch Trump for his shenanigans on Jan 6th. Will Trump escape or will justice prevail? Join now to find out and maybe even help Trump build a wall to keep the FBI out! It’s gonna be huge, believe me.

TariffTangoCraft

Agreement, agreements, agreements in progress, bilateral agreements, Canada, conditions, DECEMBER, DELAY, economic diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, negotiations, North America, Politics, Tariffs, TariffTangoCraft, Trade, trade deals, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchantments Applied:	270
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

so like, imagine this, you’re mining away in this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you stumble upon a secret cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s a catch! you gotta defeat a giant chicken boss to claim your loot.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs dancing to funky tunes? yeah, that’s right.

but wait, there’s more! every player gets their own pet dragon that can fly them around the map and breathe fire on their enemies. how cool is that?

and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join the annual treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life diamond (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?)

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). trust me, you won’t regret it!

Sky Below You Land

Above, Aerial, astronomical, atmosphere, below, Celestial, celestial bodies, Cosmic, cosmic perspective, Earth’s sky, earthbound, HORIZON, Land, perspective, planet, SKY, Skyward, Space, Universe, vast, vastness, view

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the sky is below you like wut even is gravity here? u can build ur house upside down and confuse ur friends like crazy. we got flying pigs that drop diamonds when u pet them and lava that turns into chocolate milk when u touch it. also, our server is guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers from its eyes to protect us from creepers. so come on over and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft world ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but then u can just blame it on the flying pigs.

Thugcraft

blocks, Classes, classic, Cosmetics, Direction, Duping, Gamemodes, Hack, lagging, Leaf decay, Lucky, Mods, Player Teleports, power, PvP, quality of life, Shift, Skywars, smp, Thugcraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Emeralds Found:	1299	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	92	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	New Chunks Explored:	623063
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Thugcraft Server Overview

Server Name	Thugcraft
Features	Quality of life mods, non-p2w, KitPvP, LuckySkywars
IP Address	thugcraftmc.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What mods does the server have?
Can players buy gameplay advantages with real money?	No, the server is entirely non-p2w with only cosmetic items available.
What are the different gamemodes available?	KitPvP where you can fight and build in a boxed arena with 6 unique classes, and LuckySkywars which is a twist on classic skywars with lucky blocks.
Are hack clients, duping, or server lag allowed?	No, these actions are not permitted on the server.

Streamed Kingdoms 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Content Creator, digital content, Entertainment, excessive streaming, internet, Kingdoms, live broadcast, Live streaming, online entertainment, online streaming, online video, social media, streamed, Streamer, streaming, streaming platform, Technology, twitch, video content, video games, video streaming

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Bro, if you’re tired of your girl streaming all day and ignoring you, come join our Minecraft server!

We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your relationship!

Join us for some blocky fun and escape the never-ending stream of her talking to strangers online.

Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

Trust me, this server is the therapy you didn’t know you needed.

MomEnabler27 Minecraft Server

Accountability, aita, Behavior, brother, college failure, Communication Issues, Disappointment, Enabling, family conflict, family dynamics, financial problems, Frustration, growing up, Job Search, Minecraft, MomEnabler27, Parental Responsibility, quit job, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, Struggling

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your family life and join a community of block-building enthusiasts!

Are you tired of your older brother mooching off your mom and refusing to grow up? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where he actually contributes and gets a job!

Join us and build a mansion for your mom, who is struggling to make ends meet because of your lazy brother. Show her what it’s like to have a responsible family member who actually helps out around the house.

Let’s turn your brother’s constant partying into a productive activity by organizing virtual events and parties on our server. Maybe he’ll finally realize that there’s more to life than just eating, sleeping, and going out with friends.

So come on over and escape the real world drama by creating your own hilarious and outrageous stories on our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe your brother will even learn a thing or two about responsibility in the process!

KanyeCraft SMP: Nude at Grammys?

2025 grammys, artistic expression, body positivity, boundary-pushing, celebrity news, controversy, crossing the line, Entertainment, fashion statement, freedom of expression, Grammys, kanye west, KanyeCraft, Music (Industry), Nude, public reaction, red carpet, shock factor, smp, social media buzz, tabloid headlines, Wife

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7523	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP where Kanye West’s wife showed up nude at the 2025 Grammys?! Like, what even is that?! But hey, if you join our server, you might just see some wild stuff like that too! We have naked Grammy parties every Friday night, it’s lit! Plus, our server is run by a group of llamas who are secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff in Minecraft. So come join us for a wacky time and maybe you’ll even get to meet Kanye West’s wife herself, naked and all! #GrammysGoneWild #LlamaAliens #MinecraftMadness 🤪🦙👽🎮

EduGoneTrumped

administration, controversial decisions, current events, dismantle, Education Department, education funding, Education reform, education system, educational reform efforts, EduGoneTrumped, federal agencies, Government, Plans, policy changes, policy implications, political agenda, Politics, president trump, public opinion, public schools, us politics

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crops Grown:	7630	Dragon Eggs Found:	7582
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your real-life worries behind as you embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where President Trump is secretly plotting to dismantle the Education Department…or maybe he’s just trying to find diamonds, who knows? Either way, join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun)!

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